Well since you couldn't
help but to stop by and
see if today is Festivus in Hometown,
Your're here now; might as well stick around.
I have a few stories for a brawl,
There were others but I couldn't
tell them all.
We''ll get started with this one I have here--It's about a Santa who had no reindeer!
SANTA CLAUS
WANTED NO BRAWL
AND NO REINDEER DID
HE DRAG
HE ONLY WANTED CASH
TO BE PUT IN HIS BAG !
Day 23 2014
December
Memphis,TN
A robber did surprise the guest of The Covington Pike Regions Bank as he posed as Santa to take out some cash. According to news sources he had no intention of having a brawl but just taking the money and run. Around 10:00 on Tuesday, December 23, 2014 a robber was reported as wearing a blue hoodie, black pants with a Santa clause beard and wig walked in the bank branch and demanded money. The amount of cash was undisclosed, but it was stated he carried a blue duffel bag to carry the money away. No one was injured in the robbery.
What kind of Festivus was that? He's not a good Santa at all!
Next here's another story it may be quick, fast ...
A FAST FUED
HAD A CHEESEBURGER MISSING
BLEW THIS GUY'S FUSE!
Nashville, TN
Day 18
December 2014
A local Nashville McDonald's was in a brawling feud as a man blasted inside waving a gun after he was missing a cheeseburger from his order. According to sources the 21 year old man was furious because his order was not correct complained to the manager who said he would correct the order had him pull over and wait from the drive-through window. However, the man was fused came inside with a gun and waved it around demanding that he have his cheeseburger. Police in Nashville are looking for the alleged man who handled the gun in a public setting.
He was brawling mad! His fast food was a feud of a temper..
He I consider was having his Festivus Day early! Since he did that on Thursday.
NEXT this story....
BOY PLAYS BASKETBALL
OUTSIDE A CHURCH COURT
CAUGHT A FOUL BULLET IN HIS LEG
AS HIS UNKNOWN SUSPECTS FLED
Day 23 2014
December
Memphis, TN
A young teen was reported in non-critical condition after he was wounded by a gunshot to his leg. The teen was said to have been shooting basketball in a church lot when he was wounded. He was taken to Leboneur Children's Hospital in non-critical condition. No clues of the suspects of the teen are available, and the teen did not know exactly who fired the shot according to Memphis Police. The investigation of the shooting is still undergoing evidence for clues.
Now is a day Festivus? What was that grudge all about?
I Don't know either...but I have another story for you...
MEMPHIS FOOTBALL TEAM HAD A FIGHT
THE WINNING GAME WAS GOOD AS GOLD
BUT FISTS FLEW AROUND FACES
HAD TEMPERS WITH FIRE IN HOLE!
Day 23 2014
December
Memphis, TN
The University of Memphis Football Tigers had a victory game against BYU in the Miami Bowl defeating them 55-48. However, after the game a brawl broke out on the field. The game was a good one with both teams in the first overtime with 45 points each, but in the final overtime The Memphis Tigers scored a touchdown which gave them the win. But, immediately after the game was over fists flew and the brawl broke out as tempers hampered with both team players throwing punches. The coach of the team said that "....it was a hard fought game and hopefully it will be a learning lesson for both teams."
DU..UGH! That seemed like a was a Festivus Day.
Fans who witnessed the fight were excited for the win, and they may of thought the fight wasn't too bad either!...
So here's another story to this Festivus write up!
Next!
A MAN SO ABRUPT
TOOK HIS FIGHT OUT
ON A LITTLE PUP!
December 23
Memphis, TN
A man who wanted to pick a fight with his ex-girl friend demanded that she return a puppy he gave to her little girl. When she agreed to give the puppy back he backlashed a bash by slinging the little dog into the air and landed him on the the porch injuring the little puppy. The puppy was taken to the vet which said the puppy received some internal injuries and a broken bone. It may be the puppy have to be put down. Later, the man was arrested for that incident and also picking a brawl with this ex-girl friend.
Come on now! How cruel! That big brutus! "Let me at him!"
Yes it is Festivus Day! But don't get carried away like these stories...control your temper. Calm down.
Let's see I have a few bubbles to blow....
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..ooooo...
"I'll see you some where around up in here!"
HOMETOWN MEMPHIS LIL EXTRA! "IS THIS DAY FESTIVUS?"
is written by MIISRAEL
Hometown Memphis, Tennessee
MY MESSAGE TO YOU: DON'T FIGHT-- Just Forgive
MESSAGE SENT: GOODBYE!
MORE ABOUT WHAT IS FESTIVUS DAY?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?... Ha!
News Source
WREG Memphis
Posted By: MIISRAEL Bride
Tuesday, December 23rd 2014 at 5:34PM
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