Home Invites Blogs Careers Chat Events Forums Groups Members News Photos Polls Singles Videos
Home > Blogs > Post Content

The Queen's Chair: I'm Giving Lessons Today On Changing The Toilet Paper Roll (360 hits)

When did changing the toilet paper (tp) roll become my job? This morning was the last straw for me. I went into the bathroom this morning and saw a roll of toilet paper on top of the tank. One of my girls put it there. I'm pretty sure which one did it because she has left for school and her sleeping sister hasn't awaken yet. An empty cardboard container sat on the roll. Enough all ready.

In the past, my teen had the nerve to tell me that changing the toilet paper is part of a "mommy's job description". (You know I wanted to backhand her, but showed restraint.) "I don't think so" was my reply back to her. Tonight, I have decided to give lessons. They obviously know where the toilet paper is located. She/They took it out of the cupboard, took it out of its paper wrapper, but its placement was off by a few feet.

I have reminded my crew that I have good functioning hand and if anyone shouldn't be changing the "tp" it would be me. However, I still manage to do it. The first lesson begins tonight. As I have warned my children, there are some things they need to learn how to do for themselves. I will not be attending college with them or be their roommate in the dorm. My plans don't include cooking or cleaning for them when they are in their 20s. As young women, they need to clean and know better. That's just the way it is.

Granted, I buy the "tp". I'm not the only one in this house using it, so I shouldn't be the only one changing it.
Posted By: Marsha Jones
Friday, November 12th 2010 at 10:12AM
You can also click here to view all posts by this author...

Report obscenity | post comment
Share |
Please Login To Post Comments...
Email:
Password:

 
Good for you!!!

Stand up for your TP rights!!!

You should make a rule--whoever doesn't change the TP can't use the TP.

That will get some fast changing done!!!




Friday, November 12th 2010 at 10:29AM
Richard Kigel
@ Richard..lololol. Thanks.
Friday, November 12th 2010 at 11:11AM
Marsha Jones
Please Login To Post Comments...
Email:
Password:

 
More From This Author
The Queen's Chair: Geva Establishes Essie Calhoun Diversity in the Arts Award
The Queen's Chair: Black Girls Anthem Opens at Geva Theatre April 1st
The Queen's Chair: Profile In Courage: Jai Poole's Win Over Temptation
The Queen's Chair: Flight to Freedom
The Queen's Chair: Morpheus B's Love After Darkness CD Review
The Queen's Chair: Poet Nikki Giovanni Gives Keynote Address at RIT's Martin Luther King Celebration
The Queen's Chair: Comedy Spotlight: The (Real) Deal on Jay Real
The Queen's Chair: Epiphany Production's Community Challenge To Aid Young Black Men
Forward This Blog Entry!
Blogs Home

(Advertise Here)
Who's Online
>> more | invite 
Black America Resources
100 Black Men of America
www.100blackmen.org

Black America's Political Action Committee (BAMPAC)
www.bampac.org

Black America Study
www.blackamericastudy.com

Black America Web
www.blackamericaweb.com

CNN Black In America Special
www.cnn.com/blackinamerica

NUL State of Black America Report
www.nul.org

Most Popular Bloggers
agnes levine has logged 20488 blog subscribers!
reginald culpepper has logged 12737 blog subscribers!
tanisha grant has logged 6741 blog subscribers!
rickey johnson has logged 6015 blog subscribers!
miisrael bride has logged 4923 blog subscribers!
>> more | add 
Latest Jobs
General Trades Worker (37.5 Hour) - Apply by 2/17/26! with State of Connecticut - Dept. of Mental Health & Addiction Services in Bridgeport, CT, CT.
Certified Addiction Counselor (40 Hour) - Apply by 2/13! with State of Connecticut - Dept. of Mental Health & Addiction Services in Norwich, CT, CT.
Lecturer, Assistant or Associate Professor in Special Education Department of Education with Mount St. Mary's University in Emmitsburg, MD.
Design Engineer 3 with State of Connecticut, Executive Branch in Hartford, CT, CT.
Office Administrator with LS GreenLink USA in Chesapeake, Virginia, VA.
>> more | add