PROCRASTINATOR'S CREED

1. I believe that if anything is worth doing,
it would have been done already.

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2. I shall never move quickly, except
to avoid more work or find excuses.

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3. I will never rush into a job without
a lifetime of consideration.

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4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly
in proportion to the amount of bodily injury
I could expect to receive from missing them.

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5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility
for new technologies, astounding discoveries,
and a reprieve from my obligations.

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6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable
regardless of the amount of time given.

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7. If at first I don't succeed,
there is always next year.

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8. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course
I decide to change my mind.

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9. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step,
and / or write the first word, when I get around to it.

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10. I will never put off until tomorrow,
that which I can forget about forever.