HOMETOWN MEMPHIS LIL EXTRA! : <>
THE KARAOKE SINGERS
Step up to the microphone!
You’re in Hometown Memphis
[Note: Stories contain adult reading]
There are different songs in Karaoke, you never know what you’re gonna get..
.. 2 ….sing!
“ Singers...You sing in the word”
…Karaoke. Selection:. Tony Braxton… “Another Sad Love Song”
“It’s just another sad love song….rocking my brain like crazy…cause.. I’m all torn up…be it fast or slow…the hurting still flows……..and it’s all because of _________.”
TWO DROWINGS IN A LAKE
Raleigh, TN
05.19.20
Three youths playing a game of basketball went after the ball that landed in a nearby lake. The young men made a home raft to retrieve the basketball which cap-sized and led to the tragedy of two of them later dying from a drowning. Sources said that one of the three swam to safety, but only one of the other two could swim. The one youth that could swim tried to save the non-swimmer’s life when they both went under water. After a two hour search, both were found and recovered by CPR however, both young men died early this morning May 20, 2010.
Sad songs seem longer…don’t they?
MORE OF THE KARAOKE SINGERS!
Can you Karaoke…Erykah Badu...
“I need some protect….Shun”..…. I need some direction…
“Come back come back….”
THE OFFICER WHO PROTECTED AND SERVED!
Memphis, Tennessee
05.19.2010
A Veteran Memphis Policeman had other ways he wanted to protect and serve while he was off duty. During a planned night before taking his date there played a song of a date rape. A 22 year old woman said that the officer took advantage of her before going out on their date. The woman alleges that the officer lured her upstairs and then using forced techniques pushing her onto his bed, taking off her pants, then applying on a c*ndom and engaged in s*xual intercourse without her permission. The officer has been suspended of leave. The officer has also been under investigation for having a similar incident in 2007, but charges were dropped after no vindication showed any foul play. He’s facing rape charges at this time.
Well,.. it appears that officer’s karaoke song had protection as he served her with his “promiscuous activity.” What a creep!
Disqualified…He’s out of the competition!
We’ll move on …..
Karaoke Singers tune on this one: -- Johnny Taylor--- It’s Jody!
“Anin’t no sense in going home…. “I’ll tell you Jody “snapped?” your gal and gone!”
“JODY THE PLUMMER”
Laverne, TN
05.19.2010
A Laverne, Tennessee plumber did a house call, fixing the broken shower of a local female resident. When he finished the job, he asked her to test his work by inviting her to take a shower. While she did he had a hidden cell phone camera snapping her picture. When the woman discovered a blue light flashing under an overhanging towel she dressed quickly and called police. The plumber was arrested for using a camera to record pictures without a license and invading privacy. Sources said that it’s possible he’s done this many times before.”
Don’t call Jody the plumber to sing….he won’t TELL you how good she looks…he’ll “SHOW” you how good she looks!
“Woo!.. Woo!... Woo!... Woo!... Woo!... Woo!”
Karaoke heating up a SCRATCH!
From the Broadway musical CATS! ---Andrew Lloyd Weber’s –“Naming the CATS!”
“His mind is engaged in rapt contemplation of the thought, ..of the thought of his name”… “His ineffable, effanineffable….deep and inscrutable singular name…name…name…name….name.”
THE REAL HOUSE OF CATS!
Memphis, TN
05.19.2010
Worried about her cats, a Memphis resident alerted the humane society that no one would be able to take care of her cats while she was away on a prolonged hospital stay. The Memphis Humane Society spent all day catching her many feline friends had their hands full-- her cats had too many names! When they finished ..they collected 100 cats from her resident. The cats were carried off to the humane shelter for care. Report states that sometime helping strays can lead to a serious population explosion of animals “out of control!” One humane worker quoted “This is what happens sometimes when people get carried away with helping stray animals.”
100 CATS! That's up for a few more scratches!..... Throw those paws way UP!
MEOW! Those Karaoke Singers got 100 scratches! It's a winner any day!
Let’s SWEEP…. That “Old School”!…
----Isley Brothers –I’ve Got Work to Do!
“I’m taking of business woman, can’t you see”….”I’ve got a make it …for me and I’ve got to make for you” …Whoa!.... “I’ve got work to do… I got work to do….I work to do…” “I’ got a job baby!”
SCHOOL AT WORK WITH BUDGET CUTS!
Memphis, TN
05.19.2010
Superintendent of Memphis City School, Kriner Cash announced that the school’s budget gets cuts into work hours. To save money from its budget the new plan hacks out about 41 million dollars. In order to reserve the budget from going under, Cash says that at least 2 days without pay will be taken away from the work week. In addition, there may be some school closing as well. Recently, over 500 teacher aids and assistants lost their jobs due to the extended cuts. Dr. Cash says that every one will be affected by the 2 days off without pay plan including him.
And…the winner is…YOU!
Thank YOU for stopping by for a read in Hometown Memphis, LiL Extra!
I’m still singing that “Old Song”…”You’ll see ME around in here somewhere.”
“Songs travel from voice to voice.”
“ I’ve turned off the mike…Let's go girls"
This report is written by:
MIISRAEL Shields
Hometown Memphis, Tennessee
MY MESSAGE TO YOU: “YOU can be an original, “Often imitated, but never duplicated!”…That’s an old school word.
MESSAGE SENT: GOODBYE
Posted By: MIISRAEL Bride
Thursday, May 20th 2010 at 10:22AM
You can also
click
here to view all posts by this author...
