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Hometown Memphis Lil' Extra..
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"What's bugging you?"
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of stories that may have causes to bugging..
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CHECK OUT THE LIGHT IN THIS BUG!
04.17.2012
Memphis, TN
Memphians who take their cars in for inspection are beginning to have a bug. That's because even in taking and passing the emission pipe test they'll still fail inspection if their "Check engine" light is still glowing. A new state law has allowed that if any vehicle's "Check engine " light is on is an auto-fail and they will not be able to buy their license tags. This poses many to be bugged since they are spending up to thousands of dollars to have the" little bug of a light" repaired. Now, that light bug has hit a politican, Steve Cohen who also recently failed his vehicle inspection clearance; even when his emisssion test was perfectly fine. Now, the City of Memphis is bugging around trying to find a way to waiver the law so that little light will not keep car owners bugging ways to get it fixed. Cohen has suggested a waiver to allow drivers who pass the emission pipe test who have no emission conflicts get their tags, and other options include a limited amount of money spent in trying to get that "bugging light" to go off from reduced from $650 to $250. It's a economic burden for those unexpected car expenses when it's a "little bug" that causing motorists from passing through inspection and getting their tags.
Get bugged! I like those Volkswagon Bugs!
"You think you've read bugged enough?"
"Not yet!"
Here's a 'nother one...
SLAM!
ARE YOU BUGGING FOR A HOT DOG?
04.16.2012
Arkansas
An Arkansas man was bugging when he entered a local community convienience store pounding on the counter and threating the store clerks with a "hot-dog utensil". Demanding money-- he taunted toward them in a bugging manner. The clerks never surrending to his weapon thought it was all a joke. When the man decided he was out in the "bug zone" he took pen and paper and wrote a apology note. Upon leaving the store premises he was met with Arkansas police whom he surrended with humility. Ask to sit down, he laid down like a bug on the store's sidewalk where he was hand-cuffed. The man said he had been in arguements with his wife. He will be facing possible charges that'll be bugging with attempted robbery.
He had a really "hot dog bugging temper!"
"A Woof- Buzz!" LOL!
DAH!
SWAT!
MY POCKETS IS LOWLY SHOT!
04.17.2012
Memphis, Tennessee
The U.S, Labor Statistics has ranked Tennesseans as number 39 when it comes to salaries and pay. This may be a bug in the pockets of low of paying salary. The stats indicated that most Tennesseans only earn an average of $39,000 annually.. This may be based however, that Tennessee has a high representation of being a service industry, and that cost of living is lower, and minor occupational skills. The best news is that Tennesseans knows how to make that buck of bug go flying a little longer even, living pay check to pay check. Carefully, they are making every little bugging dollar cost count!
"Let's see I've got $3.00 for gas,
$5.00 dollars for hot dogs and buns!
and $2.00 for a drink." "Don't be bugging" "a drink " down south is what you might call a soda pop' or cola"
"The hard stuff is called "a drank!"
In other bugs news...for Sciene Lovers..
"THIS STUFF JUST BUGS ME"
THE REBEL BUGS YELL!
National Sciene News
Vanderbilt University
A research team at Vanderbilt has been testing a experimental new repellant that has mosiquitos bugging out. The team study has developed a chemical in whence the little stingers won't be able to zone in for take a bite out of you. Testing of the repellant causes a burning the noses of the insect and has them screaming! But that bugs them away from you. "The team has also isolated chemicals that target odor receptors and could one day be used to formulate a new class of mosquito repellent, potentially more powerful than Deet. The new repellent would bombard the mosquitoes with so many strong odors, it would scare them away. "
That's what's bugging them!
"Now, you've been bugged in Hometown Lil' Extra!"
"That's all I've got to bug you with this turn.
Go and take in a spy movie.." They have bugs...
I'm blowing bubbles...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..
"I'll see you around somewhere up in here!"
Like that famous Bugs always says..
"That's all folks!"
HOMETOWN MEMPHIS LIL' EXTRA "What's Bugging You?" is written by: MIISRAEL
Hometown Memphis, Tennessee
MY MESSAGE TO YOU: Don't be a pest, when you know enough is enough; know when to STOP...don't just keep on bugging!"
MESSAGE SENT: GOODBYE.
ZAP!
Posted By: MIISRAEL Bride
Tuesday, April 17th 2012 at 10:12AM
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