A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS:
HAPPY FO'TH OF JULY
ISSUE 68
JULY 2012
Copyrighted by WINNIESPOETRY2012
HIGHLIGHTS OF THIS ISSUE: All about places and events you can go to see the Local Memphis 4th Celebrations. Take home a red bird? See who wants to do dat.. Mild humor and plenty of smiles.
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Hi!
[Showed photo of MIISRAEL]
It's me Yo' Little Southern Belle MIISRAEL!
Welcome again to A Little Southern News. I have a few events for you to enjoy in Memphis and surrounding areas so prepare to have a safe time. Right here you can have a bit of humor and take an adventure in reading along with the events which unfolds only the way A Little Southern News will have it! So let's not wait any longer... cause you're already in
A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS
Where are the fireworks at? Gracious let's find out so we can see..
LOOK AND SEE IT TONIGHT!
Y'all came to reed the events around hear! Shucks I fabogasted! That thar means I'm full of happy gas! Anyhow sense you's hear lets drive on over to Bartlett, Cordova, and then Collierville and then Memphis to Cooper and Young, and then, to The Red Birds Game and then to Mud Island and then... They's starting at the celebrations rat now!
WHEW!
Real early we's arriving in Bartlett, Tennessee
JULY 3, 2012
6:30 P.M.-10 P.M.
THE INDEPENDENCE DAY BASH!
Music, eating and all kind of enjoyment in the sun!
Since we's early we can walk around and buy some them treats! They fire works will start off at first dark and they'll bout look somethin like this hear picther below.. Look at that thar! It's quite pretty!
"Look fast they'll be gone soon, "I thank."
This is fast times....we'll be arriving at the next destination. OOPs! we's here!!
COLLIERVILLE, TN
ANNUAL FIREWORKS
H.W. COX PARK
Collierviians love to celebrate early so it's Tuesday, July 03, 2012 they's got the show going on with fireworks at 9:30 p.m. Don't fret if you'll missed it if's you's a day ahead.
Look and see... them fires is right bright!
O'ooooK! Dat's enough causes we's got to go further! Y'all keep up. You looked and seed. Don't polk around we 'S got TO go for a quick look to see what's in Cordova's town. Ya'll can stay a while at the next one next year! Du...ugh...
ZOOM!
For a "New York minute "I thought we saw the Statue of Liberty with som really red hot fireworks in the background!!
Don't be ridiqulious! It's our next day!
THE FO'TH OF JULY HAS THESE PLACES..
I FORGOT!!!
i KNOW, y'all didn't git time to sleep...okay take yo' naps now..
wake up!
Let go over today's July 4th Events...
9:30 a.m.
CORDOVA Town
Annual Independence Parade
Cordova Community Center
1017 Sanga
See this parade on July 4th but, if you's late at least you got to read it about in A Little Southern News
RED BIRDS AND FIREWORKS!!
Come on! Don't y'all drag....put on yo' baseball caps! We's got some Red Birds baseball startin up at the Auto Zone field park...
RED BIRDS vs Nashville
Brang it on! This year's 4th OF july game has the promises of great baseball-- and we's git to see some fireworks at the game!
Wait a minute! Miss Gussie Maes has gots a question..
What is it Miss Gussie Maes?
"Do I gets to keep a red bird?
Put your mouse on the pic..
[Miisrael gives a long silent stare]
"One day I'm gon' have a long talk wit' Miss Gussie Maes, but not after the game!"
"Miss Gussie Maes those red birds are baseball players, not real birdies..."
DU...UGH! Look and see them fireworks lights up the Auto Zone field's sky! Maybe she'll thank on the fireworks! She's a very strange lil' gul. I've gots to see what's next!
Let's go cause thar's more
FIREWORKS AROUND THE CORNUR!!!
MUD ISLAND IS POPPIN' AND YOU CAN STAY AT TOMM'S LEES PARK ALL DAY FREE!!!
Barbeque, eat hot dogs and brang yo' chaps and at dark you'll go on over to the MUD ISLAND an watch them pirotech them big ones!!
YOW!
I gits Xxcited! Hold on to yo' chaps!! it's a shake up!!!
RATTLE RATTLE!!! stop the press!
Who is dat?
'MIISRAEL....MISSRAEL!"
"O'..ArrrR Alright' I's was just funning!!"
HERE'S Y'ALL TIP!
Much as you enjoy fireworks do be careful this year. Already a family has suffered an explosion in a home with children involved. So have safety in place and obey the firework bans in your place! That's good sense and any Southerner along with citizens of the U.S. knows a good word when they hear OR READ it!
HAPPY FOURTH!
"You know IT'S NOT JUST ANY POETRY IT'S WINNIESPOETRY..."
PEACE OUT!**************************************
Memphis "I'll be back in 4 WEEKS..til then You Be Sweet."
"tHAT'S BOUT A MONTH"
You've Been Reading
"A Little Southern News"
"WEAR YO' SHADES"
This has been
Yo' Little Southern Belle MIISRAEL
No offense to Nobody
I Love Ya'll
It 'll end with the Escape into the WORD with WINNIESPOETRY
It is finished!
I AM MIISRAEL
YO SOUTHERN BELLE
Issue No.68
You saw some typo's in this issue?
You should know by now.."It's meant to be like that!"
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Posted By: MIISRAEL Bride
Wednesday, July 4th 2012 at 9:25AM
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