Hi. My name is Samuel Wurzelbacher also know as "Joe the Plumber". I'm white, 34, bald, and not really a plumber, but I am seeking work in that field.
As of yesterday I am out of work. It seems nobody in Ohio is interested in me anymore or what I have to say. I own and drive a black Dodge Durango so if need be I could haul trash away for you if no plumbing jobs are available. I could also clean up and haul away horse sh*t, bull sh*t, and chicken sh*t; from what I hear there is plenty of that out there.
Legally speaking, I am not a plumber, because I'm not licensed by Toledo, Lucas County or the state of Ohio, but I like to think of myself as a number one guy in the "number two" business. There’s a lot I’ve got to learn about the plumbing business, and other things. I have no specific plans for buying my boss Newell’s business, but Newell and I had talked about the idea from time to time.
I did come up with a slogan if I did buy the business: "Your sh*t is my business". Kinda of catchy don't you think?
My friends, (Oops! Now I'm talking like my good friend John McCain) I could really use some work. My fifteen minutes of fame have passed, and now I am just another Joe. How about a new tag for me: Unemployed Joe. Any help you can offer would be gratefully accepted.
Joe the plumber
Posted By: Craig Amos
Wednesday, November 5th 2008 at 10:24AM
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