LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS
March 27, 2009
ISSUE 27
EVENTS! PERFORMANCES! PEOPLE, AND MILD HUMOR ABOUT MEMPHIS AND THE SOUTH!.
Friday Weekly News Page
Written by: Ms. Winnie Shields also known as MIISRAEL
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A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS
Issue No. 27
HEADLINES: LET'S GO THAR!
FOR EVENTS! PERFORMANCES! PEOPLE!, AND MILD HUMOR ABOUT MEMPHIS AND THE SOUTH!. Friday Weekly Written by: Ms. Winnie Shields also known as MIISRAEL
Wake up call!
Ya'll it's a bright and sunny morning!
Open up them thar eyes of yurs! Don't roll back over cause Yo' Southern Belle is red-dy-2-go-thar! Well get up! Shower, shave, and bathe yo'selves. Yo' don't kneed to pack yo' bags...we'll be travelin light right in Memphis.
First let's get us some quick brek-fast where...Let's go thar! It's Ladies ONLY. The Gents won't be coming to eat wit us...Yes, we's goin thar! It's a Ladies thang...See they is ready for them women, and setting the table far a.....
SistaGirl! Breakfast
March 28, 2009
8:30 a.m.
The StrongHold Ministeries
1669 East. Raines Rd.
Memphis, TN 38116
(901) 828-0119
Join Hostess, Cheryl Pigues Crite who is a friend of mine and she'll be happy to greet you with a lovely smile and seat ya'll lovely ladies down for a delicious breakfast fit for what else...I'm going thar all ya'll...beautyful..
Princesses, Queens and Goddness!
This breakfast is held as part of National Woman's History Month Celebration. It's part of a nationwide awareness for the many women who have devoted their lives so that women can have better opportunties today. Woman who have given lead way to success i.e. Wilma Rudolph, Hilary Clinton, and First Lady Michelle Obama, just to name a select few.. The topic of discussion is I AM WOMAN HEAR ME R.O.A.R ( R. Respond, O. Overcome, A. Accept, R. Release) Let's go thar' we'll hear Guest Speakears... Tammy King (Author of Your Passionate Life) and Minister Ella Hobbs Mobsy (Retired Lt. of the Memphis Police Department and Pastor & Founder of The Word of Life Christian Church) Why ya'll beauties the event cost a bit if you is going thar? ...it's $25.oo. Go thar' and enjoy socializing with Southern Belles.
You can wear some'ting like Miss Gussie Maes.
Why anin't she's a real Little Southern Belle. On her own her lil' cell phone and stuff..Miss Gussie Maes says..: "Don't even go thar!" ....
I hear some horns blowing.....Ya'll want to find out whar... come on then..
LET'S GO THAR!
MEMPHIS THEOLOGIAL SEMINARY
& FIRST CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH
1000 South Cooper
Memphis, TN 38104
March 29, 2009 7:00 p.m
In Concert....
FEATURING: KIRK WHALUM
Jazz great and famously known, Kirk Whalum will be blowing his sax with an evening of Jazz and artistic expression. Why it's a great place to go 'cause you also gets to enjoy hearing Henry and Jeanne Varnell Artist-in-Residence too!. What a great evening. Ya'll let's go thar!
LET'S GO, IT'S FREE!
Look! Anin't them Gents is looking sharp! They is raring to take all you Ladies thar... Why if ya'll hadn't been to Harlem don't feel bad...I anin't neither...Let Them Harlem Knights come to ya'll.
I bleeve I done heard that somewhar's befo.
Okay, Let's go thar!
These hear fellars is Thomas, Aaron and that's Sly dressed inthe blue... Like in Sly'vester "Stillhomie".....We gone need Sly if we's goin to go to Harlem...I guess?.. Dis' is where we's goin...they takin us thar!..
DANCE THEATRE OF HARLEM ENSEMBLE--MEMPHIS, TN
March 27, 2009
Cannon Center for the Performing Arts
255 N. Main Street-- 8 p.m.
Cost: $20-45
While writing this article I discovered this--That-a- lots- of- ya'll won't go thar!..dis performance is.... SOLD OUT!
It's a Harlem Knight Out...Wit the Dance Theatre of Harlem ensemble. It's been 40 years since this ensemble been goin. I speck ya'll.... it's a jumpin good time. I pulled out my video machine and watched Harlem Nights so I can be ready, and set to go thar! I laughed a lot... but I didn't see too much dancin in that video...I reckon that ensemble gone teach us some moves on dat stage. Anyhows, I done "wcff" OOps!, ah..went thar. "My tongue got tied. I'm sure..."
Anin't that somethin... I' think I saw that Scissors Man? He was up thar.. on stage cuttin the rug!...
Come on let's go outta thar!...Let's go to a fair...
SPRING CRAFT FAIR
March 27-28, 2009
9a.m-5p.m
Bartlett United Methodist Church
5676 Stage Road
Bartlett, TN
Bartlett is just a few minutes outside Memphis, we can set ourselves, and get ready to go thar..They are having a craft show and fair. Find your favorate booth, buy yo'self something, and take a picture or eat some food! Thar's no rides at this fair...Yo' childrens will jus' walk around and find somethin for them and the pastor may be ready to baptize 'um He might go thar!.... It's a two day event Friday and Saturday. They didn't mention a cost,...so it might be free...but if they do charge ya'll... just tellin you wasn't show, cause you read it hear....You know this is A Little Southern News.
No,... ya'll can't leave ya'll' chaps on the table FO' a quick sale...
"Don't even go THAR!"
"I heard that-there line thar!
Hey...Do Ya'll member dis?
I know a place......anin't nobody cryin......anin't no body worried....anin't no smilin faces....nawh..lying to the races........Help me ya'll ... umh!..... Somebody help me nigh...I'll take you thar!..Help me nigh! I'll take you thar!...
Play it Mary .....play yo...play yo'..' piana nigh!.. Hah...Ha!
Okay, I went thar! ...
Git!...Go on, get out hear!...
One day...I'm gone have a long talk wit...Mary playin dat piano..
What's that ya'll say.. Ahh? ....... Ya'll, Don't go thar!... alright.
Miss Gussie says she got's ya'll tip:
"Hello! When ya'll is attending a social, and you anin't sent yo' RSVP...DON'T GO THAR!"
Visit my Southern Drawings Art slide show... Rite hear on this site. Just click on below
Git on over thar!
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"A Little Southern News"
"See Me a blonde!" Nawh, I didn't go thar!"
No offense to nobody!
You saw some typo's in this issue?
You should know by now.."It's meant to be like that!"
I'll be back in 'bout a week.
Till then you be sweet.
It just keeps getting better with every letter
I write to My Dear God of Love:
This has been Yo' Little Southern Belle, MIISRAEL
Well … It 'll end with the Escape into the WORD with WINNIESPOETRY
“It is finished!”
Du…uh
I love ya’ll
MIISRAEL
I AM MIISRAEL
Issue No. 27
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Posted By: MIISRAEL Bride
Friday, March 27th 2009 at 9:47AM
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