"A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS "
JUNE. 05.2009
ISSUE 32
EVENTS! PERFORMANCES! PEOPLE, AND MILD HUMOR ABOUT MEMPHIS AND THE SOUTH!.
Friday News Page
Written by: Ms. Winnie Shields also known as MIISRAEL
IN THIS ISSUE: What is Jubilee Jam? Be show to brang yo' jelly jars and thangs!
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ISSUE 32--A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS
EVENTS! PERFORMANCES! PEOPLE, AND MILD HUMOR ABOUT MEMPHIS AND THE SOUTH!.
Friday News Page
Written by: Ms. Winnie Shields also known as MIISRAEL
JAM!
Hay! I love the taste of jam. Just give me a warm biscuit to slap it on! It's me, Yo, Little O' MIISRAEL you remember me..I'm Yo Southern Belle! This time in "A Little Southern News" it's sweet treats. Come on down to Jackson Town. The adventure is sure to smack some Southern Sweetness, Why look at me...I'm already sweet! Of course, you are too! Come on then let's not wait too long to get our jam on!
"A Little Southern News" Maybe...I'll see your name featured in this issue!
WELCOME FRIENDS!
A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS
Issue No. 32
HEADLINES:
Mmmm...TASTE THAT JUBILEE JAM!
Ya'll we is Mississippi bound! So make show you brang some jelly jars and thangs so you can take back a little countree Jam! We travelin on the tour bus to Jackson Town, that's Jackson, Mississippi.
Let all us jump on the Jam Bus!
That's Cinnamin barking at us. Ya'll should member.... that's Cassandra's goOfy dog!
"It's just somethin 'bout dogs and buses!"
Mississippi has a got a seenit route and ya'll see can see N-"It".....Okay, if you missed that bit of sweet humor. "Go back and read that line agin.".
If you anin't neber been to Mississippi you done missed a sweet treat already. Show is! We travel fast in A Little Southern News so here we are in Jackson, MS we's here!
THAT'S THE SIGN POST UP AHEAD
NEXT
STOP!
It's
AFRICAN AMERICAN ARTS!
THE BLACK ARTS MUSIC SOCIETY MUSUEM
4110 West Capital Street
Jackson, MS
Look at all them African paintings and music artists too with lots of decors. Gaze around and see if you see anybody ya'lls know.
The musuem is open early as 9:00 a.m. Take a sweet tour thru them doors and adoors the paintings from local and national talented artists. Find out mo' befor ya'll go taking yo jamming feet to the the doors...Call dis number. !
(601) 353-0371
After all I ani'nt investigatein every lil nook and corners. This hear is "A Little Southern News" I really do mean dat!
Let's do a little strolling,....rather scrolling! Scroll on down to a historic part of Jackson Town. Why a poetess or poet can't help but rhyme so sweet. Just to keep yo' eyes a reeding on a poet's writers retreat....Look at dis' small nifty trick..now ya'll in
THE FONDREW DISTRICT
North State Street
Jackson, MS
Walk around shop a while, antique shops, buy some mo' jelly jars......Mmmm load up on some jars of jam! This is a historic district in Jackson town and has lots of shops and places to feast yo' eyes. Walk, shop, greet! Let yo' music be sweet! To find out more about how this part of town ticks call them at:
601-981-9606!
These hear shoes belons to Eric...he's gone off A WHILE!
Lookin for somethin with a
cause?
"hmmmm..he hight be gong searchin fo 'tom jams"
SMACK!
"X'cuse me! I shouldn't be talkin wit my mouth full."
Swallow...ahh!
Folks don't worrie...
"One day I'm gone have a long talk wit Eric"
I told ya'll to be prepared and bring ya'll some jelly jars! The highlight of the scroll is coming quickly at hand!...You might like some green eggs, You might love some sweet savory ham!..but we's in
Jackson, Mississippi
Let's
Mmmm...Taste that
JUBLIEE JAM!
JUBILEE JAM 2009!
JACKSON, MISSISSIPPI
June 19-20, 2009
Find yo' WAY to a jamming! slamming music festival! This year has great expectations. Guest musicians will include Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, Drowning Pool and a host of blues, rock and pop artists to deliver that jam! Jam for two days! June 19th and 20th...You'll feel the earth move under yo' feet!....Tremmers and all....but don't fall you might break yo' jelly jaws! Close y'all mouth! You is straight up in the South! To get some tickets and stuff you can pay for a weekend pass for $25.oo (both days) or day to day it's $15 a take. To get some of them tickets call ahead...
Ya'll Jam up dat dar' phone at
1-800-745-3000!
HERE'S YA'LL TIP:
Write out the jar!
Jellies: Are made by boiling sugar, the juice of the fruit, the fruit and gelatin or pectin and does not contain bits of fruits!
Jams: Are made by boiling fruit to a thick consistency and contains bits of the fruit.
Jellies: A movement that goes around and around in a boggle. A large stomach that shakes when it moves caused by laughter! "Jelly Belly"
Jams: To get down playing or listening to some loud or "funky" or favorite music! To be become attached to, or experience difficulty in separating an object from another source.
Let them set a spell!
"They 'll all taste like Jubilee!
You've Been Reading
"A Little Southern News"
No offense to nobody!
You saw some typo's in this issue?
You should know by now..
"It's meant to be like that!"
I'll be back in the last week in June.
Till then you keep jammin!
I'LL BE IN SOME WHERE QUIET IN A LOVE LETTER
It just keeps getting better with every letter
I write to My Dear God of Love:
This has been Yo' Little Southern Belle, MIISRAEL
Well … It 'll end with the Escape into the WORD with WINNIESPOETRY
“It is finished!”
Du…uh
I love ya’ll
MIISRAEL
I AM MIISRAEL
Issue No. 32
THIS pUBLICATION IS COPYRIGHTED. MAY2009
Posted By: MIISRAEL Bride
Friday, June 5th 2009 at 7:45PM
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