LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS: 12.02.2009
Written by Ms. Winnie Shields also known as MIISRAEL
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December 02, 2009
ISSUE 40- A LiTTLE SOUTHERN NEWS
EVENTS! PERFORMANCES! PEOPLE, AND MILD HUMOR ABOUT MEMPHIS AND THE SOUTH!.
Events News Page
Written by: Ms. Winnie Shields also known as MIISRAEL
Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays! Jingle Belles!
In case YOU didn't know you've ventured your way into A Little Southern News AND...I'm Yo' Little Southern Belle, MIISRAEL. I expect by now, you know I'm almost famous-- and that's very much possible, ---but best of all; I am for certain a real Southern Belle who has real famous friends like you.
So since you're already here, don't leave without taking a reading adventure to events that you'll never get to read about anywhere else! We've come and gone to many places but this year for Christmas, I'm told there's nothing like Christmas in New York. You've read that correctly we're having Christmas in New York.
I'm getting goose bumps because we'll be taking a fun and laughing trip all the way. What happens on Christmas Day? Stay tuned...You're about to read A Little Southern News.
"Put on yo' glasses and
Wear Yo' Shades!.."
"You're in A Little Southern News"
WELCOME ALL FRIENDS!
A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS
"We're One Year Old"
Issue No. 40
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Suit yo'selves up nigh, cause we's taking a Christmas vacation to New York City! If you neber bin to New York, can gets to read yo'self to the Big Apple! Come load up on the plane we's flying in thar! Pack yo' bags & gits on board.
Look at them clouds! If you look Ya'll might can see right thru em and see God's Baby!
We's landed in New York! It don't take no time when you fly with Wings! It's the only way to fly fast!..
We gone head right to our first event. Brang them bags with you. We's gits special treatment when we's in A Little Southern News!
THE EIGHTH ANNUAL GRAND CENTRAL HOLIDAY TRAIN SHOW
November 25, 2009-January 18, 2010
Grand Central Terminal 42nd Vanderbilt Aves.
Manhattan New York
Ya'll we's at the New York Transit Gallery Annex and Store at Grand Central Terminal. This event features a working train layout with Lionel trains running on eight separate loops of track through a 34-foot long minature New York scene. Take yo' whole family and have a look see at the museum's whole collection. We can't ride on them, but you and yo' chullens can look all day..I reckon? Ya'll can have a train ride of a imagineary kind. Don't know bout prices, but I'm show you'll need some dinerio! Choo! Choo! Ring them Belles!
AFTER A GOOD NITE SLEEPS WIT SOME SUGAR PLUMS DREAMING IN YO' HEADS...YA'LL WAKES UP WIT 'A Trip to Broadway!
We's gots a Broadway Street in almost ev'ry Southern Town! Show nough!
SHREK THE MUSICAL
Broadway Theatre
1681 Broadway at 53rd
Manhattan, NY
December 01, 2009-January 03, 2009
[Every week on Tuesdays thru Sundays]
{What a big ugly Ogre!}
Who don't like Shrek? Well, you'll like TO see him on Broadway. On stage it's Shrek sangin up a Ogre of a song!. Being from the South I speck we'll enjoy dis. It's a fairy tale with a Broadway touch. Burp! Laugh! but no "farting!" I don't thank the people in the audiences would like dat too much!...Who knows? Ogres have many layers! So we'll sat up straight and look for a layers in a good time. Ya'll need money if's you is visiting dis hear musical it's has tickets prices from $41.50 to $111.50 and a premium ticket can hit you in the high pockets for $301.50. Them Belles sho' to be ringing out a Christmas Song...called..."I'll be home for Christmas! " In A Little Southern News that's fo' show!
My friend Highpockets says he won't be attendin! He "A'tends" to fall asleep!
You'd think he'd wake up from the stinch!....Du..ugh!
ANY HOWS'
LE'TTS GO ON TO THE GAME!
BIG APPLE CLASSIC
MADISON SQUARE GARDEN
7TH Avenue betw 31st and 32nd Street
Hooping and hollerin --ya'll we gits to go to the games. It's annual weekend of basketball rivalries! Virginia State and Virginia Union Universities battle it out for bragging rites! OR SEE The Pirates of Hampton shoot it out wit MEAC foes... It's also a sharp shootin, hoopin fun time. Right in the Big Apple! This trip to New York is sometin" I can see them cheerleaders cheering now!
Let's watch the game!
Look ya'll it's my friend the poetry cheerleader little Cheryl!
Rantin us out a big cheer Hit it Cheryl!
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Cheer says: -- RAH! RAH! Belles will ring! RAH! RAH! Hear them scream ....Go Belles!
Yo Go Cheryl!
Now here's the big play-- them Blue Belles lays ups
One day I'm gone have a long talk wit them Blue belles!-BUT it'll be after the game though!
Oh!Ricky blocks the blue belles and makes a steal for a three points play!
Now, Eric is going in for a free throw!
Now here's the score:
Blue Belles Score: 3
Southern Belles 3
It's the 4th quarter and the Southern Belles has possession of the ball wit two seconds left on the clock!
HE DID IT!
"Wouldn't you know it the game's over!"
It's a score
Southern Belles win 6 to 3!
What a Game!
LET'S LEAVE
NEW YORK TO MEMPHIS WE'S HEADING HOME
on WINGS!
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Look at what's happening on the December 7th
We're heading back home to Memphis.
Come on Wings taking us to
THE BRIDE MIISRAEL
Date: 12.07.2009
HOPE AND HEALING CENTER
1115 UNION Avenue
11-12 Noon
MEMPHIS, TN
FREE!
POETRY PLAY! Spiritual Inspiration!
STARRING: GOD'S BABY!
See perfomance of the bride, dressed in full bridal attire! Come hear the Christmas Story! Featuring favorite recitials of "A Yellow Rose Among the Red!, It is you that I love, Wind on My Face! and many more! All ages can come, even yo' chullens! However, I thank they'd be better off in school! So, come while they's at school! You can witness too!
THE MARRIAGE OF THE BRIDE
HERE'S YA'LL TIP!
Have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. A great tip is always keep God with you all year long. Keep Well!
I'm Wishing Ya'll Home for Christmas!
"WEAR YO' SHADES!"
You've Been Reading
"A Little Southern News"
No offense to nobody!
You saw some typo's in this issue?
You should know by now..
"It's meant to be like that!"
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STAY A FLOAT GO READ A LOVE LETTER
A SPRITUAL INSPIRATION! --All December 2009 on my website!
It just keeps getting better with every letter
I write to My Dear God of Love:
This has been Yo' Little Southern Belle, MIISRAEL
Well … It 'll end with the Escape into the WORD with WINNIESPOETRY
“It is finished!
"I Really Love Ya'll"
I AM MIISRAEL
Issue No. 40
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Posted By: MIISRAEL Bride
Wednesday, December 2nd 2009 at 8:30PM
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