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Events Page about places to visit in Memphis, Tennessee.
Have a smile, they are written with plenty of mild humor!
This issue : "Take yur sweet hart on a Valentine's Weekend filled with kisses!"
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February 02, 2010
ISSUE 42- A LiTTLE SOUTHERN NEWS
EVENTS! PERFORMANCES! PEOPLE, AND MILD HUMOR ABOUT MEMPHIS AND THE SOUTH!.
Events News Page
Written by: Ms. Winnie Shields also known as MIISRAEL
WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE?
Hello guest and friends! It's nice that you've decided to come my way. Who am I? Mercy, me why I'm Yo' Little Southern Belle, MIISRAEL and of course you realize that you're reading this events page called "A Little Southern News" I'll show a little; or lot of humor so that you can keep a smile on your faces. This issue we'll tour Memphis on Valentine's Weekend. You'll get to leave the kids with the baby sitter, and if there are no kids; or they're all grown up.... just take your sweetheart!
"Ya'll can take yur' sweethart all the way"
"TO.. A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS"
Put on yo' glasses or
Wear Yo' Shades!.."
"You're in A Little Southern News"
WELCOME ALL FRIENDS!
A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS
"We're One Year Old"
Issue No. 42
HEADLINES:
Y'ALL CAN TAKE YUR SWEET HART!
[Some pictures have messages use your arrow key to read ]
Ya'll gots a date on Valentime's night an its rat chear wit me readin this publication. That's if'in you anin't got murch money to speand. Yur sweethart will understand dat! Cause theys in love wit you. Why knot let them take a read of dis hear little page wit ya! Then ya'll can laugh together. Might lead to some' other thangs though, Like the way ya'll looks at each other with them lovin eyes of yurs...Some of ya'll might even gits a kiss!
Look at this little resturant ya'll can go to by reading bout it abosolutely FREE!
Sat down and enjoy the thoughts bout it..
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Ya'll can take a
RENDEZVOUS-at CHARLES VERGOS
52 SOUTH SECOND STREET
MEMPHIS, TN
Take yur sweetie to a lovely lil rendezvous with dilicious rips and stuff. Sat down at the table an bobble up a cuddle like "two pigs in love." You'll have to brang some money-- ifi'n you is going in person, but you can pretend rat here dat you'll with yo' special someone and dats all FREE! Dat's cause you is in A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS! Everythangs free to read hear! I gots a couple of numbers ya'll can call, and wantin them to shippin them out to ya! . If You gots some questions bout theys menus dial on you sell, or house phones 901.523.2746 for shipping them out...901.522.8840.
Tell them you gots to read bout them wit MIISRAEL. They'll proably say.... HUH?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait fo' ya'll start 2 kissin!
..There is some mo' places I gots here to read bout!
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Like places dat'll melt yo' pots..with great tasting fondue!
THE MELTING POT
[A Fondue Resturant]
2828 Wolfcreek Pkway Memphis, TN 38133
901.380.9500
You might have to a git a reservation for this place, so call A head to find out. Perks from my source says it's "The Most Romantic Resturant in Memphis." The Melting Pot is a winner of of The Wine Specator Award of Excellence. Any country folks and couples can go thar! They'll probably wonder what's FONDUE. But any elegant Southern Belle or Gentellman knows to look thangs up in the dictionary befo' they go anywheas fancy. I looked dis up first..
FONDUE: A dish made melting cheese with wine, with a little brandy and seasoning added used as a dip for cubes of bread.
"It's always smart for Southern Belles to lurn somethangs. "
Xcuse me a minute pleese..
"Yes,..... what is it Miss Gussie Maes?...
"Okay, I will...Thank you."
"Miss Gussie Maes wants ya'll to know that she thanks yo' chaps should always do Fun do cooking wit pots dats melts wit kisses. "She says "Yo' Chullens should neber cook wit real fires"
"I do declare! Miss Gussie Maes can be somethin!." She's a real Southern gurl too!"
Peek at they web site......ya'll can take yur sweet hart right here from A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS, ..but come write on back.
Woo..Wee....
Thar's somebody kissin again!
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It's Jen!...Do Remember when took yur first kiss?
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
["I'm just polking fun wit you Jen!"]
DAH! hA!...He melted you wit his kisses!
Okay, I know A Little Southern News is supose to keep them kind of thangs of secrets!....Don't tell them ..you read it in here in
A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS!
"I only know a little news."
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Can ya'll hear dat smacking noise?,,
[Richard says.."I thought I'd have a few Southern Smacks!]
Richard, just looks at you! You is got lipstick kisses alls over yo' face and on yo' collar. You'd best find som' Whisk, or som' Spray and Wash quick!
U GO BOY!
Since ain'nt no chaps around ya'll can listen to a concert on Valentime's Eve Night . Them chullens of yours can keep up a lot-o-noise! Here Dat little sangin diva sang to yur sweethart. I bleeve she's the Baker's daughter? U GO BOY !Take yur SWEET HART AND USE YO' LIPS.
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ANITA BAKER IN
CONCERT
Saturday Night, February 13, 2010
Desoto Civic Center
4560 Venture Drive, Southaven, MS
[Tickets available at any Ticket Master}
Travelin on just down the road a bit to Southaven Mississippi, you can take yur' sweet hart ta' hear her sangin...Sweet Love! It's Ms. Anita Baker soultress making yo' romantic weekend full of soulful love. You'll have to purchase yur tickets early, cause dis show is NOT FREE! I try to make it plain to ya! It's only free when I'm sangin.
SWEET LOVE!....
DON'T YOU EVER GO AWAY!.
Smack it up ya'll... Ummh...umh! "Mmmh"
"One day I'm gone have a long talk wit Anita? " I reckon...Dat day is taday!..
Look at my soulful Sister Cassandra!
She's reddy-2-Go! ZANG!
[Cassandra says..."Hey bride! Let's ride!"
SAND IS SO FINE.
THEM MEN HOLLARS AT HER ALL THE TIME.
but that gal's got attitude too!
W()()!
With all dis kissin goins on, I tell ya'll-- I done got dizzy!
You got me going in circles
Lip circles dat is? +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Pucker up!
Let's follow them folks...
FOLKS FOLLY
Memphis Original Prime Steak House
551 South Mendenhall
YA'LL CAN TAKE YUR SWEET HART
Dis is whar real lovin folks folly to!Eggpecially when they is hunrgee fo some prime meat steaks! You can charge you purchase, if'n on Valentimes Night you is broke! Who knows you might git to meet the Memphis Mayor and some the other fine Memphis politicians. Many of them thar polictians call they steaks "The best! " Ya'll can chat about dat wit each other! Taste they wines too, and look at each other like Southern people do. Maybe, you'll steal a steak kiss? They's been around with folks since 1977. Ya'll can take yur sweet hart on Valentimes! I hear they's got some specials.
Steak it out!
You'll see some lips flotin in them cloudy skies!
FOR A LOVE GIFT
Pick up a copy of my book wit 100 LOVE POEMS and give dat to yur sweethart! He or, She will love you for it! Just clik on dat book to see how to send one to yur honey bun. It's anin't FREE but it's under $20 bucks
Lips will be saying:
"IT IS YOU
THAT I LOVE!"
Lots of folks folly up and give my book of Love poems round Valentimes Day. I've neber had one complaint! And that's 4 real. Order dat book..cause you read 'bout dat in...
A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS
U
R 2 SWEET
2 B
4 GOTTEN
Wit all my love,
Yo' Southern Belle, MIISRAEL
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HERE'S YA'LL TIP!
"I'm blowing you kisses in the wind"
Ladies on your very first date, it is proper that you only take ; or give a kiss on the cheek, and the Gents are allowed to kiss the lady's hand.
"That's a true Southern dating practice."
SMACK!
"WEAR YO' SHADES!"
You've Been Reading
"A Little Southern News"
No offense to nobody!
You saw some typo's in this issue?
You should know by now..
"It's meant to be like that!"
Did you like this edition?
THEN COME BACK NEXT TIME
STAY A FLOAT GO READ A LOVE LETTER : WEB-SEARCH "WINNIESPOETRY LOVE LETTERS "
The Marriage of the Bride
It just keeps getting better with every letter
I write to My Dear God of Love:
This has been
Yo' Little Southern Belle MIISRAEL
Well … It 'll end with the Escape into the WORD with WINNIESPOETRY
“It is finished!
"I Love Ya'll"
I AM MIISRAEL
Issue No. 42
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