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CHRIS MATTHEWS SEES “AVATAR: “FOR ABOUT AN HOUR I TOTALLY FORGOT THEY WERE BLUE.” By Andy Borowitz, Feb. 2. (441 hits)

ON HIS TV SHOW “HARDBALL” LAST NIGHT, HOST CHRIS MATTHEWS REVEALED THAT HE HAD SEEN THE OSCAR NOMINATED FILM “AVATAR” AND FOR AN HOUR HE SAID HE FORGOT THAT THE ALEN CHARACTERS, THE NA’VI, WERE BLUE.

"I'm sitting there in the theater with my 3-D glasses on and here are these blue creatures talking to a bunch of white guys," Mr. Matthews said. "And for about an hour there I totally forgot they were blue."

Despite an awkward silence from his on-air guests, Mr. Matthews continued: "I mean, I totally forgot they were blue. And I forgot that they had three fingers and looked like cats."

"It says a lot about where our society is in 2010 that a bunch of white guys can be talking with a bunch of blue cat people with three fingers, in 3-D and what have you, and nobody makes a big deal out of it," he said. "I mean, that blows my mind in a way."

Mr. Matthews revealed that in addition to forgetting that the Avatar characters were blue, earlier in the day he had also forgotten his car keys, his home address, and to put his pants on.
Posted By: Richard Kigel
Wednesday, February 3rd 2010 at 2:20PM
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I seriously think Mr. Matthews is in the beginning stages of Alzheimers...
Wednesday, February 3rd 2010 at 2:47PM
Siebra Muhammad
Hey Siebra:

Right!!! His brain cells are starting to harden!!! i guess that's why he can't think straight!

Wednesday, February 3rd 2010 at 2:49PM
Richard Kigel
LOL!!!
Wednesday, February 3rd 2010 at 4:21PM
Siebra Muhammad
I love Matthews sense of humor! If I had been in his audience I would have been on the floor dying from laughter and hysteria. I like when people can take a situation and make fun of themselves for which he did. That was a great come back. Way to go Brother Chris Matthews!! ((LMBO))

One day we will get there and be able to talk to Blue Cat Creature who have 3 fingers and not notice the differences and hopefully soon once the Internat'l Space Station is completed and the changes to the Space Program have been implemented with President Obama's new agenda for it. I can't wait.
Thursday, February 4th 2010 at 4:51AM
Jen Fad
Hey Jen:

Just want to set the record straight--this piece by Andy Borowitz is a SPOOF. He is a humorist who pokes fun at stupidity in the news. Sorry to say--Chris Matthews didn't actually say those things.

But..it was pretty funny--so we can LAUGH OUR BUTTS OFF!!!

But what is your position on White/Black/Blue/Intergalactic intermarriage? Do you think we need a constitutional amendment to protect the "ethnic purity" of the HUMAN RACE in case those three fingered Blue CAT creatures want to intermarry with us here on earth?

Thursday, February 4th 2010 at 5:09AM
Richard Kigel
Awe... I wished that he (Matthews) had said it.
Thursday, February 4th 2010 at 9:45PM
Jen Fad
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