A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS
ISSUE 62
I KNO WHERE THAR'S A PARADE!"
DECEMBER 2011
CONTENTS CONTAINS LIGHT HUMOR AND SMILES:
GET THE HIGHLIGHTS:
Thar's parades around and stuff to see, but some how dis year..thar's a mystery! How many babies are cying.. and a smile or two while you read. wONT More..
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS
I KNO' WHERE'S THAR'S A PARADE
This is Issue No. 62
Howdy!
What special time of the year..it's Christmas time. There's nothing either like going to parades atChristmas time and right away we'll voyage; or rather read your way to some many parades going on right here in Memphis and others in the surrounding towns and cities of the Bluff City. Who am I? Enough! You should know by now I'm Yo' Little Southern Belle MIISRAEL. How many times I've told you that? I know-- you're new aren't you? No. "Well there you go..you're on a parade and didn't know it ."
YOU'RE IN
A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS
"I KNO WHERE THAR'S A PARADE!"
On the first day of the parades my Lil' Southern News said to me " All ya'll come to see."
ALL YA'LL COME TO SEE
Clyde Park Circus Parade
9087 Nail Road
10:00 a.m.
December 2, 2011
What's better than a circus parade. Nothing else but another parade that follows. Ya'll gits to see the clowns and bands marching. Thar's floats and candy for yo' chullens. You'll have a ball. But if you're late reading dis you' done mist it, but thar's another parade coming rite up! We'll taking a bus..get on everybody. I see ya'll packed yo' bags. Okay dats' alright we'll be running two in a minute or less. Why this run is fast than "The Magic School Bus." We gits to have a lil fun too!
We're hear! On the third day of Christmas..
WALLS MISSISSIPPI CHRISTMAS PARADE
December 3, 2011
2pm
We's drove down to Walls to look at theys parade. Look like its small town hospitality hear! The bands from they schools, and food to eat. Walls is a little bitty town, so home folks loves visiters likes us!
See hear's one of they's greeters..
Any how, we'd gittin outta Walls, Mississippi we haft o make show we don't miss the next parade. Come on Miss Gussie Maes you looks like a cheer leader! We's stopping the next Mississippi town..You're welcome to cheer around ...I reckon?
Five cheer leaders....
HERNANDO MISSISSIPPI 54TH ANNUAL CHRISTMAS PARADE
December 05, 2011
Celebrations of a parade is double the fun when you see this one in Hernado you'll have nothing else but a great time! Floats and more..that's what parades are for. So drive on down there it's only a few minutes from Memphis and check out their great parade. You'll feel like home town far show!
Looks like Miss Gussie Maes is a real cheer leader in dat parade! I took her picture:
DU...UGH!
Step! Step! Step! Lively!
Wait a minute!...Thar's detective Payne looking for a something...I wonder what.. Let's go ask him ya'll...
He's quite a character...
I've got a clue thar's a parade missing in action.. M.I.A.
That's what I was thanking too...Let's go group we can help! Now we done gathered a few facts..in every town...We's been in Millington, we's been to Walls and Hernando..but ..
AWH HAh!... wHAt is iT'S ...
Detective can you be sho'
It's all right here....
THE SHOCKER!
M.I.A. [Memphis isn't around] Memphis missing the in parade line ups. Thar anin't one dis year! Calm down ya'll and close dis case...I'm down rite flabogasted! !!
12 babies...crying...
Dis is just SAD!!!
SNIFF!.. Don't cry Babies!
"One day, I'm gone have a long talk wit dat person who cancelled our Memphis Christmas Parade. But,....it won't be dis year!" WAH! WAH! WAH!..WAH!!
YIPES! STripes!! There's dat sissors man !
...looking around to surprise me, but he'll be standing on the side lines...cause we's gone ....Kapone!!!
We's goin to a 'nother parade
it has a bowl sound...
LIBERTY BOWL PARADE
143 Beale Street
December 30, 2011
3:00 p.m.
"cOME ON YA'LL i anin't studyin dat Sissors Man. " I might have a big surprize fo' him...in form of a football!...
You'll find dis parade kicks off the season's beginning to the Liberty Bowl Game. So the big time fun is heading into January with floats and Liberty Bowl Queens. Right down on Beale Street. It's after Christmas, but we can pretend we sees Santa Claus..."I reckon."
Now,....see hear!! Excuse us!
KABOOM!
We just love it!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
HERE'S Y'ALLS LIPS
...I MEAN TIP!
Be sure gents to snuggle close yo lady while at the parade, and walk hur on the inside of the street. Ladies, if you carry purses make sho they secure and keep'm in yo' sight while viewing the parades.
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SNEEZE!
BLESS YOU
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Memphis is Hometown, and I'm so glad you came by in the wind. Will you stay around and read some of my other stuff?
"I'llbe back in nEXT YEAR.. 8weeks..til then You Be Sweet."
"tHAT'S BOUT A TWO MONTHS"
You've Been Reading
"A Little Southern News"
"WEAR YO' SHADES
This has been Yo' Little Southern Belle MIISRAEL
No offense to Nobody
I Love Ya'll
It 'll end with the Escape into the WORDwith WINNIESPOETRY
It is finished!
I AM MIISRAEL
YO SOUTHERN BELLE
Issue No.62
You saw some typo's in this issue?
You should know by now.."It's meant to be like that!"
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DEC2011
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