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Yo mama's so skinny in honor of all the mama's we got jokes !!! (1160 hits)

Yo mama's so skinny, I could blind-fold her with dental floss..
Yo mama's so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.
Yo mama's so skinny, she looks like a mic stand.
Yo mama's so skinny, if she had a sesame seed on her head, she'd look like a push pin.
Yo mama's so skinny, if she turned sideways and stuck out her tongue, she would look like a zipper.
Yo mama's so skinny, when she wore her yellow dress, she looked like a #2 pencil.
Yo mama's so skinny, she can see out the peephole with both eyes.
Yo mama's so skinny, she can dodge rain drops.
Yo mama's so skinny, she only has one stripe on her pajamas.
Yo mama's so skinny, she has to wear skis in the shower.
Yo mama's so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
Yo mama's so skinny, when she takes a bath and lets the water out, her toes get caught in the drain.
Yo mama's so shinny, she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow.
Yo mama's so skinny, I gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma.
Yo mama's so skinny, if she had a yeast infection she'd be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
Yo mama's so skinny, she can hula hoop in a fruit loop.
Yo mama's so skinny, her pants have one belt loop.
Yo mama's so skinny, you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio.
Yo mama's so skinny, if she had dreads I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.
Yo mama's so skinny, instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent.
Yo mama's so skinny, her bra fits better backward.
Yo mama's so skinny, she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.
Yo mama's so skinny, she uses Chapstick for deodorant,

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Posted By: DAVID JOHNSON
Sunday, May 13th 2012 at 1:51AM
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Yo mama's so ugly, well.. look at you!
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like you.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.
Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back shaking it's head.
Yo mama's so ugly, when the terminator said "I'll be back" he left running.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the c*ndom factory.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a track cleat.
Yo mama's so ugly, she's uugly. I had to add another u `cause u is ugly too!
Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her.
Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like she's been bobbing for french fries.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.
Yo mama's so ugly, when your dad wants to have s*x in the car, he tells her to get out.
Yo mama's so ugly, she couldn't get laid in a prison with a handful of pardons.
Yo mama's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends!
Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the flies off a **** wagon.
Yo mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.
Yo mama's so ugly, we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation.
Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.
Sunday, May 13th 2012 at 1:53AM
DAVID JOHNSON

Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
Yo mama's so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.
Yo mama's so stupid, I asked her do tricks for me and she wagged her tail.
Yo mama's so stupid, she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, she asked me what yield meant. I said "Slow down" and she said "What... does.... yield... mean?"
Yo mama's so stupid, she broke her neck at a flashing red light.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20.
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed a chain link fence to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a knife to a drive-by shooting.
Yo mama's so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Yo mama's so stupid, I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked if I had anything written by Bart.
Yo mama's so stupid, she gave birth to you.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building, but she got lost on the way down.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window.
Yo mama's so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit.
Yo mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk."
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought brownie points were coupons for a bake sale.
Sunday, May 13th 2012 at 1:54AM
DAVID JOHNSON

Hmmm...so you got stupid jokes huh?

Yo mama is so stupid that it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama is so stupid that when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo mama is so stupid that she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama is so stupid that you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama is so stupid that she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo mama is so stupid that she sold her car for gas money!
Yo mama is so stupid that she told everyone that she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read.
Yo mama is so stupid that that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama is so stupid that she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "OK".

Sunday, May 13th 2012 at 3:52PM
Siebra Muhammad