Stephen Colbert: The s*x scandal is all anyone in Washington can talk about. I wonder why the country is in financial ruin! This isn’t just a love triangle, folks. It’s a love PENTAGON! But now it’s all over.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, the sultry vixen appears.
Susan Lucci: Oh, this is far from over, Stephen…Oh yes! And there’s more. General Petraeus has developed amnesia. And can’t remember that he is…pregnant…by his own evil twin…who is in a coma…and is my lover.
Watch Susan Lucci smack Colbert after he says: “that doesn’t make any sense…”
Posted By: Richard Kigel
Friday, November 16th 2012 at 3:07PM
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