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SPREAD SOME CHEER WITH  THE FUNNYr HOLIDAY TUNES!

SPREAD SOME CHEER WITH THE FUNNYr HOLIDAY TUNES!

MIISRAEL Bride · Thursday, December 9th 2010 at 4:55PM · 4125 views
What are some of the funniest holiday tunes you ever heard?

Maybe you remember this one:

{Sung to Deck the halls}

Deck the halls this Christmas season..
fa la fa la la la la la la la
Blow your cash for no good reason
fa la fa la la la la la la la
Push your charge card to the limit!
fa la la la la la la la!
Your check book now has nothin in it!
Fa la la la la...la la la la!

[Sung like Jingle Bells}
Dashing thru the snow in my rusty Chevorlet
Down the road I go ...sliding all the way
I need new piston rings..I need some new snow tires
My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire!

Oh!.. rust and smoke the heater's broke the door just flew away!
I light a match to see the dash..and then I start to pray!
The frame is bent..the muffler's went .. but the radio's okay!!!

AND THIS ONE...

Jingle Bells...Batman smells
Robin lays an egg!


Some others are:

Rudolph and Roosevel Reindeer
The only reindeer that were black!

Santa Claus is a Black man!

Family funnies with holiday tunes can give giggles a go!






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MIISRAEL Bride Memphis, TN

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Comments (7)

Jen Fad Thursday, December 9th 2010 at 6:11PM

Miisael you're too cute, eh! I can't remember any cute songs off the top of my head.

DAVID JOHNSON Thursday, December 9th 2010 at 7:46PM

fa la fa la la la la la la la

DAVID JOHNSON Thursday, December 9th 2010 at 7:47PM

Santa Claus is a Black man
Rudolph and Roosevel Reindeer
The only reindeer that were black

DAVID JOHNSON Thursday, December 9th 2010 at 7:47PM

Fa la la la la...la la la la!

MIISRAEL Bride Friday, December 10th 2010 at 9:08AM

These are only a few but I'm searching for the lyrics to Rudolph and Roosevelt Reindeer so I can get the words... It's a hilarious song. Written too by 2 local radio personalities back in the early 70's right here in Memphis Town. I'll be back. LOL!

MIISRAEL Bride Friday, December 10th 2010 at 6:45PM

I found a correction, The only reindeer that were Black song is titled

"Leroy and Roosevelt Reindeer"

MIISRAEL Bride Wednesday, December 22nd 2010 at 10:35AM

FINALLY: FOR THOSE WHO WANT TO SING LEROY AND ROOSEVELT FUNNY TUNE...
[SUNG LIKE RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER] -- Lyrics by Herb D. Kaye --

Leroy and Roosevelt Reindeer.
The only riendeers that were black.
You hardly ever saw them; they pushed
the sleigh from the back.

All of the other reindeers use to laugh
and put them down, cause
Leroy and Roosevelt Reindeer
came from the South part of town.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa sleigh went bad.
And that's when Santa realized that
they were the only hope he had.

Leroy and Roosevelt reindeer, the only
reindeers that were black.
Took Santa out of that sleigh....and
put him in a
CADILLAC!...

[Second Stanza]

Leroy and Roosevelt Reindeer, the only reindeers that
were black,...
because of Reganomics tried to sell the Cadillac.
All of the other reindeers tried them what to get,
but Leroy and Roosevelt Reindeer wanted a new
red Corvette.

On that foggy Christmas Eve, they were in a bar..
an that's when Leroy and Roosevelt Reindeer realized
that was no gas in Santa's car!

Leroy and Roosevelt Reindeer ...the only reindeer that
were black,
were last seen running down Beale Street...
pushing... Santa's Cadiallc!...

Have fun!

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