WINNIESPOETRY HOMETOWN MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE
February 04, 2010
CLUELESS
"OOPS! SHOULD I LEAVE THEM A NOTE?"
It's you Guys?
Here's my oral!
Okay..So...I like that movie Clueless. And because you're not totally clueless this is Winniespoetry Hometown Memphis, Tennesse...and Since you probably never guessed it, but the whole fund-raising thing in the movie was to help Hait. That's such an odd clue if you examine that! I know some of you are all ready to help! I'm done ...Okay?
Fine, MIISRAEL? .....we're ready to read!
I WANT TO GIVE YOU THE CLUES....LET'S ROLL
FIRST STORY!
THIS STORY HAS ONE CLUE...
WHAT DUCKS? I'LL TAKE THAT CHANGE!
01.30.2010 Memphis, Tennessee
A 47 year old man entertained himself on Saturday, January 30, 2010 at the downtown Peabody Hotel. No, he didn't come to see the famous Peabody Ducks take a walk and swim in the fountain, he was interested in taking a helping to the fountain's change. Witnessness said that he took the wishing fountain's change and put it in his pockets. Police arrested the man and he returned the coins back to the fountain. The amount of coins was undetermined. The one clue indicates he had every intention of keeping that pocket full of change. His bond is set for $100 dollars
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I haven't got a clue what was on his mind, but it wasn't ducks! So...don't ask me why he decided to go into the coin fountain in front of everyone and take coins from a wishing well. Du..ugh! He probably didn't have a clue either!
MIISRAEL..That was interesting.....
Yeah, you'd think maybe he wanted to go "rollin with the hommies!..."
What's up next!
[PICTURES A GIRL SAYING..."ARE YOU CLUELESS YET?"]
Can you figure this... the clues pointed to the foot!
MAN CHARGE WITH SHOOTING HIS THREE YEAR O[L]D IN THE FOOT!
02.02.2010
Memphis, TN
Memphis resident, Theodore Hamer was in court on Tues. 02.02.2010 for his alleged shooting of his 3-year old. Sources indicate the clues point that he was loading his weapon and the gun went off accidently hitting his toddler in the foot. The woman of the youth was also scheduled for court for tampering with the evidence in hiding the gun to evade police searches. She later confessed she had hid the gun. Courts and clues will be continued....
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The case of the "clueless foot shooting" remains to be investigated. As clues may take a turn into child abuse....
AS IF!
[As if? WHAT?]--Shows photo of girl with one hand in the air and the other on her hip.
Keep your hands on the wheel MIISRAEL! We'll read your nex story now..
GEEZ!......."I totally paused!"
"Really! I'm [O]KAY UH...huh!"
Okay! Next story....duh..."I was just going to!"
It's always good to bake something, even if it burns...Good cooks even burn things..Dah..uh!"
EARLY MORNING FIRE! RESTURANT/NIGHT CLUB BURNed TO THE GROUND!
02.04.2010
Memphis, Tennessee
A blaze in the early morning sky burned down a two-story building used as a headquarters and resturant. Firefighters were at work around 3 a.m. to put out that building's inferno. In the process two firemen suffered minor injuries. One to the face where water from the hose cause the wounds. Both were treated for wounds and released. Clues to what started the fire are used "quite SPORADICALLY."
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MIISRAEL,..."Are you always so full of clever stories?"
NOT I, it's you who are the clever readers! I'm usually quite reserved. Which is why I'm reserving clues for the "Totally Clue Less" to find.
READ THIS NEXT...
WHAT'S THAT NAME? "OH ..ALRIGHT...WHATE[V]ER!"
02.03.2010
Memphis, TN
Races for polictial seats in May's election of Shelby County Mayor has names filing their petitions. Wednesday, 02.03.2010 Deidre Malone filed to run for the position of Shelby County's Mayor. Malone has stated many times she has wanted to fill the mayor's seat when former mayor A.C. Wharton became the City of Memphis Mayor. Malone is presently a local Memphis Shelby County Commissoner. However, clues may open up that her opponent, interim Mayor Joe Ford may decide to keep at the job. Asked if he'd run he states.."I've not decided, but I will do what the people ask of me." In addition to that the former mayor, Willie Herenton who retired last year is going afte a Senate seat held preently by Steve Cohen. The former mayor appeared on the local Live at 9 show this morning in Memphis. Where will these winners or losers wind up will definately leave behind a few clues?
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DAH! ...Cher and Dionne were named after two singers...but I haven't a clue about Diedre, Joe, Willie, or Steve names. A.C. well that's pretty shocking! Perhaps, I'll find something! But... if Diedre had a makeover?
"NOPE....SHE'S SO CUTE!"
[PICTURES A CHARACTER WITH RED AND WHITE HAIR]
"OH...just look at her...she's totally clueless!"
Let's go to the party... I'm don writing stories and... OH ...CH[E]CK it out..I got a C+!
C is for Cool MIISRAEL!....
BUM! BUM! BUM!....We're just rollin wit the hommies!"
Great party MIISRAEL!
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"I'm totally, awesomely, perfectly clueless in love with Jesus!///That's the C+ in cool!
DID YOU FIND THE CLUE?
"Go back up and look for the bracketed letters [__]
I love you!
Here's a clue ...it's starts with [L]
I can see you've been reading WINNIESPOETRY HOMETOWN MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE.
SMILE AND SAY CHEESE!
THIS REPORT IS WRITTEN BY:
MIISRAEL Shields
Hometown Memphis, Tennessee
MY MESSAGE TO YOU:
Don't be clueless.. remember the greatest commandment
that you should love one another..aND OTHERS as you love yourself.
MESSAGE SENT: GOODBYE
Posted By: MIISRAEL Bride
Thursday, February 4th 2010 at 4:49AM
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