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VIRGINIA GOVERNOR PROPOSES GIANT STATEWIDE HOT TUB TIME MACHINE, The Borowitz Report, April 10, 2010 (311 hits)

RICHMOND, VA-- In his most ambitious effort yet to connect Virginia to its past, Gov. Robert F. McDonnell (R) today proposed building what he called "a gigantic, state-of-the-art hot tub time machine."

Once completed, the enormous hot tub time machine would enable the entire population to travel back in time to 1860, when Virginia was a part of the Confederacy, Gov. McDonnell noted.

"We have to build it big enough so everyone can get in," he said, adding, "Well, not everyone, if you know what I mean."

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Saturday, April 10th 2010 at 9:47AM
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ONLY IN AMERICA...ONLY IN AMERICA...ONLY IN AMERICA (smile)
Thursday, April 10th 2014 at 6:47PM
ROBINSON IRMA

Rich, after you read my email to all , you will better understand why I came here to this post to calm down...

but, I am still a believer in all things happen for a reason therefore I believe what is upseting me right now has happened at this time for a reason. This makes me positive and content that it is going to cause a major and faster and better change for the better in this country...

Educate by any means necessary. (smile)

Remember me saying how we always tell each other when we have a major obsticle in out path. "CONDGRADULATIONS YOU NOW HAVE SOME THING TO CHANT ABOUT" (SMILE)
Thursday, April 10th 2014 at 6:47PM
ROBINSON IRMA