A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS: 'SWEET GLASSES OF SEREND AIDES!"
FEBRUARY 2011
Issue 53
FINAL
Highlights of this issue: Go on an adventure and have yo' selves a ball with three serend aids!! Is it a drink or; the is it songs that's sweet? Will Usher show up? AND.. who will save the day? Be sure to bring your handkercheefs! TIP: Get a taste of a serend-aide!
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WELCOME ALL VISITORS AND FRIENDS!
A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS
"We're Two Years Old"
This is Issue No. 53
It's been a couple of months since you'ver heard from me. You surely didn't forget that I'm Yo' Southern Belle MIISRAEL did ya? If you did forget then you've just been reminded. This is February which is the shortest month of the year so perhaps we can keep the events short and to the point of laugher. I hope to find your little short funny bone and spark a smile from you. You've got to read some so get ready shortly because....
YOU'RE IN A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS
[Don't forgit to use yo' mouse on the pics!]
Fix yo' mouth on tasting some sweet serend aides! I can see ya'll all ready to be hearing that savory sangin. Ya'll packed yo' bags. Well okay...but we's be back in a few eves...I guess it don't hurt to brang clean underwears. Look we's already ready aproaching the singin knight!...
Look at dat knight...He's British!!
Fo' we goes ins we's got to be show we's in tune!
Our doe, ray, mes need a songbird so let's take on a little serend aide on...
VALENTINE'S NIGHT
February 14, 2011
The Cannon Center
BRIAN MCKNIGHT
IN CONCERT
7:30 p.m.
We're hearing all of the McKnights serend aids. He's sanging so sweet too! Ya'll I thank we can surely enjoy hearing this Mac and his knights sangins... You can get your tickets on sale at the Cannon Center's box office or either on line. Brian is ready to serend aid on Valentine's knight... This is sho' to be a voice crooner...and.
What? Okay! "Miss Gussie Maes says...she wants to git two tickets!" Why? Miss Gussie you's single! NO! says Miss Gussie Maes..."she says; she needs two! One is to put away in her Dairy"
Yo's dairy? Oh... Miss Gussie you means put in yo's Diary that's the correct word for yo' thought and keeps book! Miss Gussie Maes is insisting she read some whears it said to keep her book stored in a "cool" and dry place! DAAAAH!
"Sweet GlassES of serend aideS!!"....
I'm startin to git a head's ache! Come along ya'll. Uh..Irma what is you looking fo? Irma Girl keeps looking for Usher! Irma Girl...dis hear is a Brian McKnight's concert...She brung her library card!...I keep telling her it don't pay for nuthin CAUSEs it's not a credit card..but it's used for ta' check out books at the lie berry!
No, Irma's he's a knight not Usher!
LET'S MOVE ALONG!
Anyway! Brian McKnight is sho' to be serend aiding with all his love songs. We gits to holler and stuff too! Ya'll sang loud. That McKnight likes sing-a- longs...time. Serend aiding is a old art form of love!
Eric yu needs to stay & guard wit the KnightTHAT'S OUR SOLIDER HE'S HAS PLENTY GUARD ON HIM! He's sho' carrying the right shield!
Hops on ya'll these hear horses is rearing "to get-te-up !" It's on to the next serend -aiding show!
LOOK UP! No, over in them thar woods..
A NIGHT AT
M I N G L E W O O D
H A L L
SEWING WITH
JAMES TAYLOR
This must be the taylor's son. He'll be sewing his songs rite up on the stage hall. He gots his "pi-ann-knows" too! Playin those special glasses of serend aides to our tender years! You can see James performing at Minglewood Hall on February 27, 2011 at 8 p.m. Shucks yo'd best get you tickeets now....The way he sangs it's like being in Hollywood!....
I feel just like my shoes is full of star dust!!!
There's no place like Minglewood Hall!
I hope James will be doing his alterations! I have to take up a few thangs...
Wouldn't you guess dat O'sissors man might show up to cut threads!
iT'S my girl!Don't play!
"Don't worry bride, I got you! He so ri'dicoless!" "I'll show him what to cut!"
CASSANDRA SAVES
THE DAY!!
What a friend!
She's always a bride's defendor!
Come on ya'lll we gots a little farther piece to go for this next serend aide! It's go take us into March so I'm glad ya'll did pack yo' bags. Through the wind, rain we's gwaining to hear some MO! No.. not MoZell you can find him over there wit the ladies! He has his thanking to do?....I guess?
OH! ..... MO!!! "Thinketh some MO!"
His travels are so full of serend aides!
Ah..ahh....shoe!
Bless you Jen!...or was dat one of yo' chaps? No...looks it's all this hear....
SALT and PEPA
DeSOTO Civic Center
Southaven, MS
March 13, 2011
Ya'll gits ready to sneeze!!!
They'll be serend aiding their salt and pepa all over the stage. Jumpin and dancing! Who can resist the motion! Ahhh! Choo! you know if it anin't salt it's pepa! Ya'll mighty smart to keep yo' handerkeefs handy! It's been so cold lately! We'll be seeing you at the Desoto Civic Center in March. You'll have plenty time to git yo' tickets.
Turn up for a great serend aides of a good time. They'll be sanging you all the way. NOw this is A Little Southern News. If you want big Southern News...you'll have to find that one on your own!
Meanwhile: I bought that serend aide record of Lional Richie. I like dat "Hello is it me you looking fo' song!" ...I thank I can sang it.
HERE'S Y'ALL TIP!
Give yo' chillens some glasess of serend aide !
4 to five oranges
1 or 2 limons
1 whole quart of apple juice
1 liter of sprite or flavored soda [no colas]
& ice cubes
slice and squeeze yo' fruits mix into juices and soda
serve over ice
drank it up!
{"One day I'm gone have a long talk wit ya'll"}
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AHH!
"I'm blowing you kisses in the wind"
Memphis is Hometown, and I'm so glad you came by in the wind. Will you stay around and read some of my other stuff?
"I'll be back in 4 weeks..til then You Be Sweet."
You've Been Reading
"A Little Southern News" "WEAR YO' SHADES
This has been
Yo' Little Southern Belle MIISRAEL
No offense to Nobody
I Love Ya'll
It 'll end with the Escape into the WORD with WINNIESPOETRY
It is finished!
I AM MIISRAEL
Issue No. 53
You saw some typo's in this issue?
You should know by now.."It's meant to be like that!"
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FEB2011
Posted By: MIISRAEL Bride
Saturday, February 5th 2011 at 4:43PM
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