What is the most functional word in the English language?
Well, it is shiznit...that's right, shiznit! Shiznit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:
You can get shiznit-faced, Be shiznit-out -of-luck, Or have shiznit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shiznit together, find a place for your
shiznit, or be asked to shiznit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shiznit, buy shiznit, sell shiznit, lose shiznit, find shiznit, forget shiznit,
and tell others to eat shiznit.
Some people know their shiznit, while others can't tell the difference between
shiznit and shineola.
There are lucky shiznits, dumb shiznits, and crazy shiznits. There is bull shiznit,
horse shiznit, and chicken shiznit.
You can throw shiznit, sling shiznit, catch shiznit, shoot the shiznit, or duck when the
shiznit hits the fan.
You can give a shiznit or serve shiznit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shiznit or be happier than a pig in shiznit.
Some days are colder than shiznit, some days are hotter than shiznit, and some
days are just plain shiznitty.
Some music sounds like shiznit, things can look like shiznit, and there are times
when you feel like shiznit.
You can have too much shiznit, not enough shiznit, the right shiznit, the wrong shiznit
or a lot of weird shiznit.
You can carry shiznit, have a mountain of shiznit, or find yourself up shiznit creek
without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shiznit and other times you fall in a
bucket of shiznit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of
the English language. And remember, once you know your shiznit, you don't need
to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shiznit; or not do so if you don't
give a shiznit!
Well, shiznit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a
shiznit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shiznit.
But, if you happened to catch a load of shiznit from some shiznit-head........
Well, shiznit Happens!!
Posted By: Siebra Muhammad
Monday, February 7th 2011 at 8:07PM
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