WELCOME TO A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS:
THIS IS ISSUE NO. 56
"Will it be flowers, or showers..."Brang an Extra Pear of Shoes!!"
MEMPHIS IN MAY INTERNATIONAL FESTIVAL IN MEMPHIS!!
DETAILS OF THE EVENTS:
You'll get to go to the Blues Fest, Salute Belgium, and Get to stepping to the Bar-b-Q Contests!!! Then round it all up with a winniespoultry poem not written by a normal lil gul....all wit humor!
Lastly, see the Sunset Symphony with the Bar-Kays!
Hundreds read in A Little Southern News...You can be number Hundreds and one!
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http://Godsbloodybride.com/a_little_southe... Don't forgit to brang an extra pear of shoes....
WELCOME ALL VISITORS AND FRIENDS!
A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS
"We're Two Years Old"
This is Issue No. 56
The month of May is known for many celebrations. Most of all you'll find that May has everything to do with Mother's Day.
I'm associated with being "Yo' Little Southern Belle MIISRAEL." By now we should very much associated... I think, unless you've never read ' A Little Southern News," then what better time to become better associated with you. You know Memphis has lots of events every year. Last month was the Africa in April, this month it's The Memphis in May International Festival. I'm hoping you'll make this a regular visit in the upcoming months as I try my best to keep your reading attention associated in Memphis right in A Little Southern News. Oh, this issue is intended on bringing you a laugh, smile or a smirk! Get ready to read cause..
YOU'RE IN A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS
OOooowoo Wee! It's not "Howdy Doody Time" It's Memphis is May and all you alls is hear! "You can't sit hear wit out laughing so make show you done been to the bathroom first".. We don't want no surprise showers!
"I reckon you know what I'm talking bout."
We's got to walk a lil bit so brang you some comfortable shoes like these hear....
Shucks brang some rain boots jus in case.
It might not be On Beale Street But it's show is
MEMPHIS IN MAY's
THE MEMPHIS BLUES MUSIC FESTIVAL
Tom Lee Park
April 29- May 1, 2011
It started out on April 28, and runs all weekend long!
People and folk will be sanging them blues...especial if starts to shower. However, so far they's seen some sunshiny days wit them blues. MaNy guest blues artists will come ..sCHEDULED is The Flaming Lips, Averett Brothers and Mr. Charlie Wilson. It don't matter if you don't know em' they'll sang the blues to you anyhow! Gone on down there..
I wonder whos' lips will be flaming?,,,
I kno it's Not Irma Girl's she likes Usher!
Keep stepping lively we's going to the next big event now.. Somebody's not wearing no shoes!....
"I gone have along "foot" talk with them one day. If I can find out who's foots these is."
THE SALUTES LET'S LOOSE
SALUTE TO BELGIUM
Beginning May 2-8th you can find all kinds of places to walk tah! Learn more about Belgium this hear's May country of Salutes. Belguim food, business, traditions, and even historry! It's too much for A Little Southern News so keeps on readin and walking and I'll give you a place to go to they web site! You can read up on those thangs...in Belgium.
sUEEEEE weee!.. hOG CALLING is nearby.. Memphis has been famously known for they BQ contest... Don't wear these kind of shoes.. It may look like flowers, but it might brang a few tap! tap! rainshowers....
"n'ain' tap."
FOLKS ALL OVER THE WORLD!
IT'S IN MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE
"A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS"
THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
BARBEQUE COOKING CONTEST
Y'all don't be too hard on Bob he's neviors..I guess...He can get the ribbon for best burnt!
This cooking contest is reall international cause all BQ cooks shows up to get they grills burning and making their special sauses to make a big winner over all. They show all kinds of recipees and the tasting is on. The largest of all the fests it's smoking. And on April 14th you can find a concert with Clarence Carter...sanging his "Stroking" So much live music fun and everythang. You gone need some tickets...it's not free so buy and walk, cook, eat and wear you shades! Neber mind, I'm looking for sunny days and flowers not showers....will dat do? That what that man said in dat Babe movie..."that'll do pig!" DAH...AAH!
whaaaaat?
oh..it's Miss Gussie Maes?
Yes Miss Gussie Maes what is it?
{Miss Gussie Maes wants to share hur poem}
Show you can ...little sweet old gurl...Sometimes..she's just so sweet,
SNIFF!.. I'm Okay....
She's mighty excited.
What?
"Since Miss Gussie Maes is just learning to read, I helped translated her poem"
I had a strive
with my best jig on ahead was what they said.
The bride
that
looked and liked
a
Pretty Interesting Gig!
"winnies poultry wrote by"
MGM
Miss Gussie Maes
"I'm smiling at hurr, but she's not a normal lil gul."...... I reckon.
Hey JF! I'm gonna have do more walkin...you got an gesstions? ZZzzzzz....a bride that ..x cuse me.. "I'm looking for some roasted bar- be- Q!"
uuh.. I'll be back.
Here's a clue for dese persons wit no shoes... see them foot small tracks too!...we know it's a big an..little persons making them tracks! They going over thar to the
AUTOZONE'S PRESENTATION
OF
THE
SUNSET
SYMPHONY
May 28th TOM LEE PARK
MEMPhIS
The Bar-kays
Get those tickets for the Autozone's Sunset Symphony featuring the Bar-Kays...That's Memphis Music home grown...so give it up ladies and gentlemen...This may become the rocking in the park around a few mile. Tom Lee Park may neber be the same again! I'm just done fur!!
I guess. Ya'll can stay. I'm going to bed early. I thank y'all have fun.
OH THEM FOOT PRINTS::::::
Them footprints that was me and Miss Gussie Maes...We's been walking off some fat calories...I just can't git over hur poem. iT WAS so differnt she wrote it while we was walking and she did a gig!.. I'll have to rite a poem for dat little gurl... Du...uuuugh!! I'm just flab o'gasted!!
It might be looking like rain too!....
SMACK!
HERE'S Y'ALL TIP!
BRING YOUR UMBRELLA JUST IN CASE IT RAINS.
AND...
"AN EXTRA PEAR OF SHOES"
fo' you and you youngins!
MEMPHIS IN MAY
INTERNATIONAL FESTIVAL
MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE
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Memphis is Hometown, and I'm so glad you came by in the wind. Will you stay around and read some of my other stuff?
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Yo' Little Southern Belle MIISRAEL
No offense to Nobody
I Love Ya'll
It 'll end with the Escape into the WORD with WINNIESPOETRY
It is finished!
I AM MIISRAEL
Issue No. 56
You saw some typo's in this issue?
You should know by now.."It's meant to be like that!"
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MAY2011
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