A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS
SHO'S CAN'T BE NO HOTTER
ISSUE 57
HIGHLIGHTS: Catch an early 4th Celebration in Memphis, also see what's showing on the Orpheum's Theatre Big Screen..Thar's some sho's to be seen.
And git yo' tip...First you have to 'WEAR YO' SHADES'..
Enjoy thu' sho's...
SCRIPT FROM JULY 2011 ISSUE
READ AS FOLLOWS:
Hey! It's me Yo Little Southern Belle MIISRAEL. iT'S all July and you can catch us with all your shows as we visit the screens at the Orpheum Theatre. Yes! I'm Yo' Little Southern Bell your own and only, and you are about to read the funny humor all waiting so keep on scrolling.. Cause you're in A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS.
WELL, well it's bo time y'all came. I was gittin a bit worried...that's cause I've been absen for a while. I had to take a break if you knows what I mena...even if you don't...I'm here waiting for some fireworks to shakeup the Memphis skyline!
THE FIREWORKS IS ON JULY 3RD!
Don't miss the date--instead of the fireworks on the 4th..that's going to be fireworks downtown Memphis on the river on July 3rd! So come on down around sun down and git a good spot so you can the river have the sparks blaring over it. Since thar's no floodings goins own...y'all be able to have some pop kind of fun!...
Be show to keep cool and Wear Yo' shades!!!
[Picture showed woman wearing shades and hat]
Child's yo shades look like a cool chick from Hustle and Flow
THE MOVIE SCREEN AT THE ORPHEUM WILL BE SHO'IN
HUSTLE AND FLOW
dATS must be one of the flowing gals...
DU...UGH!
July 01, 2011
Find a hustler..who finds way to the music stuff...but drugs and the ladies makes his hustle flow with a rapping beat. Action is on the scree...So flow on over and catch. Dis movie was filmed in Memphis, Tennesse so that sho'enough is hot in July! I guess...
"Irma...sorry Usher's not in dis movie! bUt you'll find Terrance Howard as the hustler and that's no usher!...
Come on back to the Orpheum...
July 07, 2011
Sho's no hotter..
THE FIRM
IS ACTION PACKED!
SHO'S no HOTTER THAN JULY
[Picture Tom Cruise look alike]
nAWH///He's no the real Tom Cruise!!
He has sho'..has on his shades!...
Catch Tom Cruise in this hot on the big Orpherum screen as Mitch. All filmed in Memphis, Tennesse. Action, suspence, hot moments of pass and lots of running! See the Memphis Screens right on the bi O' sho' screen. Yeah...that's sho to be a big adventure! Memphis heats up!!! I bleeve!
Case y'all didn't know dat move was filmed in the dead of Winter time! It was some cold days!!!
Brrrrrr!
while it stt sho's hot..
git down and see
[I can't member her name either...but she stars in..]
The Last Picture Show
july 8th
"where's Mo?'"
[Woman photo getting in limosine] and brand yo' bucket...to catch..
The RAin Maker ON
july 14th
These two features Memphis folks with memphis backgrounds...Even down to Memphis author of the Rainmaker! but making it rain YOU
won't go blind ...DAT sho's another movie is waitin..this one is
sho' shades of ...
[photo of woman wearing shades with reflections of the crucifixon]
THE BLIND SIDE
JULY 15th
Watch and see Sandra raise a Black son up to be a special football player. With storyline of a Memphis couple and how love when it comes to someone who gives you plenty of love. It's a blind side two-ways!
"One day I gone have a long talk with Sandra Bullock." "But I don't know when that day is just yet."
Head um' up...AND
MOOOO..VIE THEM OUT!
ROUND UP THE REST OF THEM SHO'S
GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
July 21
AND
MEMPHIS HEAT!
July 22nd
SHO'S ENDING at the Big O' wit ...shades closing
WALK THE LINE
July 29th
HERE'S Y'ALL TIP!
Ladies...If your gent taking you to the movie show he should allow you to choose the place you'd like to sit and allow you to lead the wat to be seated. Waiting for you to be seated first.
AWWWAH SHUE!
Memphis is Hometown, and I'm so glad you came by in the wind.
"I'll be back in 4 weeks...til then You be Sweet."
"tHAT'S BOUT A MONTH"
You've Been Reading
'A Little Southern News"
"WEAR YO' SHADES"
This has been Yo' Southern Belle MIISRAEL
No offense to Nobody
I love Ya'll
It'll end with the Escape into the WORD with WINNIESPOET
It is finished!!
Issue No. 57
You saw some typo's in this issue?
You should know by now..."It's meant to be like that!"
THIS pUBLICATION IS COPYRIGHTED
JUL2011
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