LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS
S'NOW SEPTEMBURR!!
[It's now September]
Issue 59
Are you're in fo' yoga class? Then read this smiling issue of A Little Southern News. It's back by "popular" demand! You'll find out what pops! Read and enjoy!
It's now September caused August wen and gone so fast.
Hello!
It's me your most precious bell. I'm yo' Southern Belle MIISRAEL. As if I have to tell you this every time you come by. However, I admit there may be a few of y'all that have met a real Southern Belle named MIISRAEL.
This month has lots of month's titles. For example it's National Yoga Mont, and National Sickle Cell Month and also it's National Cancer Awareness Month just to name these three is quite exhausing in one breath! So it can that's uncanny I'm calling this issue "S'now Septemburrr" cause snowflakes come in all designs and sizes! Just like yoga classes and styles. It's snowing down many names in September! I think I'll bring a sweater I feel a chill in the air. Looks a bit like snow! I can do that because..."I'm a Southern Bell, MIISRAEL AND
YOU'RE IN A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS...
Jeepers... This yere's August is gone!
[Shows pic of guy riding a bike]
He'll find out soon enough!
HMMMM
YOGA HAS MANY EVENT IN MEMPHIS
NATIONAL YOGA MONTH
I need everybody up to the front pleae. All y'all need to be dressed in yo' yoga clothes and be redi to breethe and stretth yo' spine and legs and thangs on yo' body parts.... Sand show made show she didn't come. "She says..." she didn't know bout it.." Dat's okay Sand I didn't tell you anyway.
Look and see thar's Jen and Butterfly and Irma Girl and Miss Gussie Maes, and James and Eric and Rob and thar's a Sain around hear too! Duuu'h! Line up for instructions...
"I'm teaching duh yoga taday!"
Let's go in 'ANUSARA" with this hear event!
Tuesday: September 13, 2011
Shady Grove Presbyterian Church
5530 Shady Grove Rd.
Memphis, Tennessee
Donations: $7 $5 for students and seniors
Train up yo' mind in the meditations of a yoga kind using modern meditations techniques you'll train yo' mind to be hppy and peacfu and lurn to sow out some mild touches of harmonnee. Ya'll can come even if you ani't gots no funds and do some yoga anyways. But don't be too stingy! Dat's just not so nice...bend up in a down dog and get in the mordern yoga trends. You can find out more if you want. I got a few details on a phone number 901 482.0598. Tell'l I said you read it in A Little Southern News...they'll say they neber herd of it!.... But after you call again a second time they'll kno1 Ha!!
Crawl back into with 'ASHTANGA'
Y'all is flowing with some pose s'now. IR you can chant a bit if u's can. But don't strain yo'self.
DAAAH! She's got goin on!!!
Grrret Warrior Pose!!!
[shows pic with woman in warrior pose]
GIT YO' PEACE ON!!
SHO' lets stike a pose everybody!
We can attend this next group session right down to the flow... I mean flo'
REFLEXOLOGY MINI WORSHOP
September 17
Brightness Massage School for the Blind
Now, this little special even has murch to offer and reflex persons like y'all who want too...you can improve yo' circulation, reduce that nurse's stress and calm them butterfly wangs into to buffalo wings, and even give you what been robbe out of with relief! You'll find the calm..Call be'fo yo go cause it may have a cost to pay a bit o' money. "I reckon."
Yo' bones will pop in yoga class!! Along with other thangs that makes a' Pooting sound!! WOOOOO! TELL THE TRUTH!
COME ON..
Let's have this main even in yoga!
MEMPHIS PEACE AND HARMONY DAYS
September 21-23
Pema Karpo Meditation Center
3921 Frayser Raleigh Rd
Yo' lil selves will find this event a place you can harbor yo' chaps and find peace an' harmony within individuals and families and even societies. Speakers will talk, meditators will meditate, prayers will be prayed and walks will be in the representations of peace. This is lovely and new to Mempis it's only in it's second year. I thank it's sure to grow BIG WITH PEACEMAKERS like myself! and others like ya'll. Nothing is guarannteed! So don't gits mad if you can't find these folks. I make no promises. But I wishes you peace!
"One day I'm gone have a long talk wit peacemakers and dat won't be too long...I bleeve."
HERE'S Y'ALL TIP
SOME YOGA POINTERS:
Yoga is a practice that orginated over 5,000 years ago in India. The word yoga derived for the Sanskirt root yuj meaning to yoke or unite and refers to the joing of body with mind, and mind with soul to achieve health, balance, tranquility and enlightment. Yoga has techniques and many styles exists. It improves breathing, offers relaxation and improves circulation and flexiablity.
"Miss Gussie Maes yoga clas is over, you kno's wha to do?"
[Shows little girl in knee pose]
NAMASTE.
Memphis is Hometown, and I'm so glad you came by in the wind. Will you stay around and read some of my other stuff?
"I'll be back in 4 weeks..til then You Be Sweet."
"tHAT'S BOUT A MONTH"
You've Been Reading
"A Little Southern News"
"WEAR YO' SHADES
This has been
Yo' Little Southern Belle MIISRAEL
No offense to Nobody
I Love Ya'll
It 'll end with the Escape into the WORD with WINNIESPOETRY
It is finished!
I AM MIISRAEL
Issue No. 59 {This version has be edited from orginal publication}
You saw some typo's in this issue?
You should know by now.."It's meant to be like that!"
THIS pUBLICATION IS COPYRIGHTED.
SEPT2011
TO EXIT JUST CLOSE THIS WINDOW!
Posted By: MIISRAEL Bride
Sunday, September 4th 2011 at 9:13PM
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