NOVEMBER 2011
EPISODE 3
A CORNA-COPE-PIA!
A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS
ISSUE 61
HUMOR HIGHLIGHTS OF MEMPHIS EVENTS:
Get to go into space this November only in A Little Southern News! There's a time warp, and phasars firing, and well I won't tell it all. Read all about it!
You'll share a bit of a "corny smile!"..
"Yo chaps will shuck corn all day for a treat like dis.."--Captain Miisrael
Get thar!
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WELCOME VISITORS AND FRIENDS!
A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS
A CORNA-COPE PIA!
This is Issue No. 61
LIVE LONG AND PROSPER!
Each November we take the voyage on our star ship. This year's voyage with us will give you a most funny trip. It's a space and earth trip. I'm your captain MIISRAEL and YO' Southern Belle . You should know our star ship's name is S,I.Y.S.T.T. which is pronouced "city" and it's all fueled and ready to take us on our journey to a few laughs or smiles. Enough detainment.....
YOU'RE IN
A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS
HERE'S Y'ALLS
TICKET FOR THE
SPACE SHIP!!
ADMITONE
LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS READER
WELCOME PASSENGERS!
This is your captain speakng. Please make sure y'alls is all strapped down on the space shipbefo' we's gotaking off. Remember no bags are allowed on board. Everythangsy'alls need might be provided. ..I reckon.
We's off !
STAR DATE
2011111730
IT'S A TIME WARP!
MAKE THAT P' FUNK..
DAVID DORFMAN DANCE
COMPANY
Presents: Prophets of Funk
SLY AND THE FAMILY'S STONE
Tues, November 2nd
U OF M ROSE THEATER
7:30
ADMISSION: FREE
CAPTAINS LOG:
Y'all we just 'perienced a time warp and on stage thar's dancing an' music from Sly and the Family Stone presented by the Dorfman Dance Company. By the time other folks come we'llbe gone and so will dis event, so we got a pre-view of the past "so's to speak." The dance company will be making they funk the p' funk and that's some kind of corna-cope- pia! They take the stage at 7:3o. If you's interested you can go free tonight only like we's doing, but by time you reads dis you'll need to reserve a ticket or it's all bees over! Tu find outs bout it? They left a contact number...[901] 678-2305. "Shoot! Gulps!!..I mean don't shoot! but "dah"..it mights be a one night show!"..."I'm sweating."
Eric: Capatain!
Captain MIIS: What! "Duck down!" ...
Oh..I'm okay.. What is it Eric?
Eric: Haven't the others missed this show already?
Captain MIIS: They show is!... So lets take this ship off the staage! Head out with warp speed number 2!
Captain MIIS: [mumbling..] He bout thoughts I was a tad-bit scared.. I was just practicing just in case we's become a target agin like we often do round dis times of year... "Thar may be a asteroid around.".
Captain MIIS: Increase speed Mr. Eric."
Eric: Aww..Ike Captaian!
{The ship..makes a few funny sounds and takes acouple of turkey gobbles!}
Traveling upwards thru the warp they enters over space... and we's then...
LOOKING OUT
AT THE VIEW
STAR DATE: 201111ED
LEGENDS OF FLIGHT
Pink Palace 3050 Central
All thru out November
Showtimes vary...ADMISSION $8.00
CAPTAIN'S LOG:
Y'all can go to the I-Max all the days in November to see the story of flight and aviation! Enjoy the big screen and see the sky and space like's it all yo'ins!! Get tickets and takes a friend they is only $8 bucks....yO' CHAPS WILL SHUCK CORN ALL DAY FO' A TREAT LIKE DIS!
WOMp!.... WOMP! WOMP!.... Wang alert!
wang alert!!
[The ships heads down toward
the maize..]
Miss Gussie Maes: Captan! I'm pickin upgobbling in signals from that maize...
Should I put up to hail frequencies!
Captain MIIS: Hail it out Miss Gussie Maes! Let's see what dis' all about!
[Miss Gussie Maes pulls on a few feathers..]
Miss Gussie Maes: Screens up Captan!
THEN...
Looking at the screen they see a large corn shaped object.
CAPTAIN MIIS: Great Mr. Scotty!
It's the biggest candy corn asteroid I've ever saw!!
Fire Phasars!!
Ka'BONG!
Ka'BONG!
One day I'm gone have a long corn talk with them candy folks...However, it's not taday!
I loves candy corn!!
Miss Gussie Maes: Captan theys ship all broken up! ...What can we do?
Captain MIIS; Send down a landing party to load our candy bags..we'll need that corn supply!
WE'S LANDED IN A CORN MAZE!
THE MEMPHIS CORN MAZE
Our Family Farm
14281 Stateline Rd.
Olive Branch, MS
YOU $8 $ yO' cHAPS $6'
Pluck and sHELL CORNor pick pumpkins all day thru November 6TH Yo'll have a corn-a cope-pia! Fun, and rejuvenating for the Thanksgiving Holiday.SAVE THE HUsKS fortired an rough hands or feet!...I member dat good o' Corn Huskers lotion!!! Git thar!
MEANWHILE BACK ON THE SHIP...
Captain MIIS: oH!..Set that bird at warp SPEED OF 350 degrees..Mr. Eric!
Cassandra: Captain Bride I'll thank dinnerwill be ready soon ..on by Star Date201124TD. That's Thanksgiving DAy madame Captain Bride..
Captian Bride: Sand.. That's a good pic of corn!
"Set the course for Memphis Mr. Eric....thar's food around the "corn"...er!"
"In case ya'll don forgot"
S.I.Y.S.T.T.
STANDS FUR...
"Shoot If You See This Turkey"
THIS ISSUE WAS SO
CORNY!!
DU..uH!
HERE'S Y'ALL TIP!
HAVE A BLESSED THANKSGIVING
MAY YOUR
CORNUCOPIA
BE FILLED WITH HARVEST
CORN BUBBLES
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sneeze!
BLESS YOU
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Memphis is Hometown, and I'm so glad you came by in the wind. Will you stay around and read some of my other stuff?
"I'llbe back in4 weeks..til then You Be Sweet."
"tHAT'S BOUT A MONTH"
You've Been Reading
"A Little Southern News"
"WEAR YO' SHADES
This has been
Yo' Little Southern Belle MIISRAEL
No offense to Nobody
I Love Ya'll
It 'll end with the Escape into the WORDwith WINNIESPOETRY
It is finished!
I AM MIISRAEL
YO SOUTHERN BELLE
Issue No.61
Posted By: MIISRAEL Bride
Wednesday, November 2nd 2011 at 3:14PM
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