A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS: O' How Fare It's the Delta Fair and Music Festival
SEPTEMBER 2012
Issue 70
HIGHLIGHTS! Almost everyone likes to go to a fair!. Come share a humorous smile as you can read your way free! You'll find someone might get their wish too! Thar's contests, corn dogs, and contests...Okay, I said contests already! You'll enjoy falling into the page of this issue. There's is a wish...'that was a clue."
Are you maybe a little bit curious?
Are you a little
Curious?
IT'S A FANFARE OF EVENTS
[Picture of young girl holding several corn dogs...]
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Let's git to the Delta Fair. I've got to count y'all so nobody get's left behind. Line up! Thar'll be plenty of thangs fo' everyone of y'all including yo' chaps and thar's too murch fo' me to puts everythang in this lil pub! But y'all is sho' welcome to go to theys web site and find all about the rest.
I bleeve I counted you, you's hear anin't ya?
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LOOK A DAR' IT'S THE DELTA 'S FAIR QUEEN CONTEST
September 01, 2012
Auditorium @ 10:00 a.m.
If you like pagents then don't miss this one of kind one. I know you didn't thank thard be a Delta Queen, but since it's a contest thar'll be competition. See them queenees faunting they's beauty in order to win the honor and selection. Judges will have to make sho' they's fair! You can go thar so fall in line git yo' tickets and see it all rat in front of you isles! You'll need to pay a fare to git the tickets so don't forgets!
ON THE DELTA STAGE!
MUSIC GUESTS OF THE DAY!
You can also git to the bands by going to the guest music personalities of the the day! Lawd! thar's three times to see musicial guests:
* Bobby Westbrook Singers
@1:15, 2:15 and 3:15 p.m.
*Margaret Shaul
Eric Cooper
@ 4:15 p.m.
Let's jump ahead a few days! Like I said thar's jus' TWO MURCH! .....
"Wow, I'll know who won the Delta Queen title in only a few days.. Golly!"
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OFF TO THE RACES!
LOWER MIDWAY
September 03, 2012
Times: 10:30, 1:00p.m and 4 p.m.
IT's THE PIG RACES!
[Picture of piggy riding a bar-b-que grill]
"Dis hear piggy is a tru' equestrane!"
Sue....Wee! That's right thar's pig races on dis day and thar's other days of racing pigs scheduled too! It might smell a lil' though, DU..UGH!! Hey theys' pigs what you expecting them to smell like? Horses?.... But it can be a lot of fun. You and yo' chaps might enjoy dis event. These are them piggys dat didn't go to market..."I guess." DAH!
THE CAVALLO EQUESTRIAN
September 3 @ 3:p.m.
Lower Mid-Way
Where is Polly Vue Esquestrian? I know we's neber hear of dat person, but she might be riding high style in the eqestrane; any body can be a big shot! Just act snoody! But it's not a southerner to be dat way. Dats cause we're naturally very nice and very hospitable. You'll have to have some fare to buy tickets. This looks like a great experience to see. But don't go in exactly after the pigs race! You might give out a whiff of pig smells. "I reckon."
Look! She might be Miss Polly Vue?
[Picture of Southern Lady Contestant wearing white dress]
"No! I was one of the beauty queen contestants!" My name is Senther."
.Hmmm? . Is dat's cause they "Sen-the- her" away? O' Neber mind me...Golly! Besides, I thanks she looks mo' like a bride."
Alright...It's bout time fo'
SHOW PLACE ARENA
September 3, 2012
@1:00 p.m.
Come on! it's fun I bleeve-- to see! I've neber seen a barrel race in person befo' Might be inter-resting. Roll out tthe barrell is a song! But you already knew! Caution you're likely to be laughing and giggling cause barrel racing gits yo' tickled boxes rolling too. But don't go fallin out yo' seats. You might roll on down to the be part of dat race!
We're moving up the days some..find these events occuring... The fair will be gone soon, so don't you miss all them days you hear?
LET'S SKIP ON OVER
TO
LADIES DAY!
[Picture of lady dress with pick flowered hat and dress]
Southern Belles will wear pink on Ladies Day cause it's one way they'll be raisin' money for the Komen Foundation to help fight breast cancer. Wear pank and $3.00 will be donated for that cause. What betters, you gits a free mamagram! It's just too murch to pass up. Ladies gits in free if they is wear'n pank!!
IT'S TOO MURCH? Y'all it's a heap of stuff! So make sho' yo' gots fare to git thoses tickets and go to the Delta Fair. And ahhh...I bleeve that's it!
Excuse me MIISRAEL?
[Picture of a Southern Contestant wearing gold crown and gold dress]
But aren't you forgetting somethang?
Now let's all us sang!....
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Happy Birtday to .....
A Little Southern News!
Happy birthday to you!..
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HERE'S Y'ALL TIP!
Arrrrh..
[Shows anitmated pic of Sand]
Sand! thar's no bestest friend like you gurl!
So gits to baking dat cake!
SOUTHERN GUYS AND GALS
While at the fair make sure y'all stay together! And Southern Belles can always brang their parasols.
[Shows pic of Southern dress lady carrying parasol]
WEAR YO SHADES!
"Duu..uh..I'M MIISRAEL"
YO' LITTLE SOUTHERN BELLE '
and the writer and who DONE made this web page
"A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS!
No offense to anybody!
If you saw some typo's in this issue
You should know by now..
"It's meant to be like that!"
Join us a'gain next month.
"T'ill then you be sweet."
"A Little Southern News"
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2012
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IT IS FINISHED.
Posted By: MIISRAEL Bride
Tuesday, August 28th 2012 at 11:24PM
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