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As I sit here thinking about the greatness of my ethnicity...it strikes me that my people have a proud history of being able to laugh at ourselves. Even in our worst hour we find a way to laugh. Yes, other groups have jokes and laughter...but we are the masters of "Your Mother Jokes (Mumma, Mama, Mamma, Moma, Momma...I hope I covered all the ways we say it:). So to ensure we stay true to the game...and remain well-rounded; what you got? Give me your best Yo Momma Jokes?
Posted By: Dr. Ahmad Glover
Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 10:53AM
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Yo mama so short...she has to use a ladder...to use a ladder :~o
Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 11:44AM
Dr. Ahmad Glover
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lol... corny!!!... but I laugh at corny!
Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 2:02PM
Antre Drummer
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Corny...corny..okay then bring it. Give me your best shot if you dare...... suckers
Calling all challengers :c)
Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 2:37PM
Dr. Ahmad Glover
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P.S. No internet google stuff. Old school...think it up yourself...
Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 2:39PM
Dr. Ahmad Glover
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hahaaa... lol... yo momma so po she hang toilet paper out to dry!!!
Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 2:43PM
Antre Drummer
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oooooh....cold.
Yo momma so skinny, she can pick her teeth with her feet...
Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 2:52PM
Dr. Ahmad Glover
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lol... okay Dr. Glover this is my last one but I just couldn't let that one ride...
Yo Momma's so fat when she fell in love... she broke it!!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhh.....hahaha...
Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 2:58PM
Antre Drummer
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Yo momma so dumb...when people ask she what time it is she says...WHEN...ooooohhh
Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 3:32PM
Dr. Ahmad Glover
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Yo momma so ugly...when she was born the doctor slapped your grandparents...
Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 3:34PM
Dr. Ahmad Glover
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I know ya'll can bring it better than that...400 years of jokes and that's all you can do?
Where are the ladies...scared!
Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 3:42PM
Dr. Ahmad Glover
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Yo momma breath so bad...LAFD uses her for crowd control....in yo face.
Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 6:21PM
Dr. Ahmad Glover
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Mr. Hot breath having momma Roderick...
Yo momma breath so hot...the fire department won't let her pump gas and talk at the same time...
Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 6:23PM
Dr. Ahmad Glover
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And to you Ms. Colette...yo momma's house so nasty...the roaches turned her into the public health...oooohhhh
Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 6:27PM
Dr. Ahmad Glover
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Do ya'll realize that our younger generations think yo momma jokes are a new invention of MTV...how sad!
We need to teach them to do this rather than shooting each other. Sure they may end up this a fat lip if the jokes get too personal...but they'll live.
Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 6:50PM
Dr. Ahmad Glover
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Yo Mamma so stupid the weather man said it's chilly outside and she ran out with a bowl and spoon!!
Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 7:40PM
Russell Penman
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Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 7:43PM
Russell Penman
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Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 7:44PM
Russell Penman
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Now one of my personal favorites:
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
LOL that has me crying everytime I think about it.
Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 7:45PM
Russell Penman
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Or.....Yo Momma is so ugly when she was a kid your grandparents had to tie pork chop bones around her neck to get the dogs to play with her!!!!
Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 7:46PM
Russell Penman
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Or Yo Momma is so poor she has to put a item on the dollar menu on lay away!
Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 7:48PM
Russell Penman
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Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind!!!
Wow bringing some REAL old stuff out for you all.......
Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 7:49PM
Russell Penman
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To my new friend brother Johnson...I know u ain't talkin bout nobody momma.
Yo momma so buck wild...Bobby, Witney Lil Wayne and Rick James held an intervention to get her to slow done...lmbao
Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 8:04PM
Dr. Ahmad Glover
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You momma so dumb and hair's so short...somebody told her to try corn rolls...so she went to Lowes and asked them how to plant corn on her head! That's for all ya.
I can double em up...all new...all freshy from the dome...
Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 8:05PM
Dr. Ahmad Glover
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Rod,
one about ya momma and Eve is the winner!!!!!
Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 8:14PM
GREGORY GULLEY
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Okay they are about to close the aircraft door and I need to turn this thing off...so here is my last one...
Yo momma so dumb and cooks so bad...one day she tried to make "poke chops" by "poking" your daddy's chops with a fork...she kept saying..."I don't know why this aint working"...oooooooooooh
Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 8:14PM
Dr. Ahmad Glover
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Yo momma so nasty when I asked her for a Bluetooth, she took out her dentures
Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 8:14PM
GREGORY GULLEY
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Oh we haven't left yet...you will get yours in the morning Gregory...
Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 8:18PM
Dr. Ahmad Glover
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Okay you all are still at it huh? Well about these? BROTHER GLOVER!!
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave
Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
HA HA HA I AM DONE!!!!
Thursday, August 7th 2008 at 8:47PM
Russell Penman
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OK, this is an original nuckas:
YO MOMMA SO DUMB, I TOLD HER TO GET ONLINE AND GOOGLE ME, AND SHE SAT ON YOUR ROUTER WITH SOME BINOCULARS...
YO MOMMA SO DAM FAT, WHEN SHE FINALLY GOT 'ON LINE' MY CONNECTION DROPPED.
Friday, August 8th 2008 at 5:38PM
Will Moss
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Yo momma so ashy...she walked past a football field and the grounds keepers tried to roll her on the ground to make the yard lines.
Saturday, August 9th 2008 at 8:52AM
Dr. Ahmad Glover
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Rod,
Yo momma so dumb...I told her to go online and she said..."it's too hot outside...I ain't standing in noboby line"
Saturday, August 9th 2008 at 8:56AM
Dr. Ahmad Glover
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OOOH Yeah Gregory,
Yo momma sooooo fat, she had to get a building permit to have her bed installed...
I got jokes for days...ya'll don't want this :~)
Saturday, August 9th 2008 at 8:58AM
Dr. Ahmad Glover
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And finally...brother Russell,
Yo momma underwear so nasty...she has to dispose of them at Yucca Mountain...nuclear nasty!
Saturday, August 9th 2008 at 4:09PM
Dr. Ahmad Glover
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Mister Johnson you coming at me huh?
Well.......
Yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said moving.
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "s*x" and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday.
Sunday, August 10th 2008 at 7:38AM
Russell Penman
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Brother Glover....
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and nearly pissed her
pants
Yo mama so fat her logo is "we are family, burger king, mc donalds and
me..."
Yo mama so fat she has all the food caterers on speed dial
Yo mama so poor that when i stepped on a cigarette she cried, hey, who turned off the heater.
And since your in the Air Force and I was in the Navy:
You mama so fat she stepped on an airplane and it turned into a submarine
HA HA Now come back from that!!!!!
I am waiting!!!!
Sunday, August 10th 2008 at 7:41AM
Russell Penman
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