The Devil's Devil's Advocate
"One Key to Attracting the Right Man"
This is something that a lot of men will not tell you. If they knew that I was telling you this women, then I'd probably have to wear my bulletproot. A few women will also be mad about this one.
I read blogs about women that are upset with their male counterparts because he seems to be a little too jealous all of a suden. "Where you been? Where you going? You've been on the net for 3 minutes. Come and spend time with your man." Think back to the circumstances in which you met. Did it involve one of your s*xy pictures on Facebook or Myspace? Were you at a club?
This is directed towards either the ladies with the "Coke Bottle" shape or the shape of a Courvoissier 1 liter. It is directed towards other ladies that feel that they must show their assets when going to the bank, the grocery store, or the dessert shoppe. It is also meant for the ladies who contend that they aren't able to find jeans in which they can barely fit a nickel in the front pocket. You know the jeans that it takes you longer to get your legs in than the new Olympic swimsuits. That's about 20 minutes.
One key finding a man that will continue to respect you without jealousy becoming a major factor is to avoid a man that seems to only be infatuated with your pictures. Clearly stated, if a man falls in love with your "Bikini" or "Scantily Clad" folder on Myspace, chances are that your relationship will be short lived. He's not spending much time getting to know you. He just comments on all of your pictures. His talk is small because it's always directed at how you look. Believe it or not, when a man is overtaken by pictures of you from the neck down, he's not thinking about how intelligent you are. As a matter of fact he doesn't care whether or not you can add or divide single digit numbers. He wants to know how to get to the cookie jar. He can have all of the scripture in the bible on his Myspace page, yet he's thinking the same thing. How long is it going to take?
Other keys to spotting this pantyraider?
1) He continues to leave notes on as many pictures as he can. The easy ones come out and say it right away. "Ma, can we get down?" More experienced guys might even quote scripture on a picture in which you're wrapped around a pole, posing in the club in front of a poster of Tupac, or clearly turning the booty to the camera for emphasis.
2) He never asks you many questions about your occupation, family structure, or future. If the man attempts to ask as many valuable questions as possible and you shun him, he will also fall into the category of a person that will only want to keep you on a certain "hit list". Be cordial until he really disrespects you.
3) He only shows up when you add new pictures.
4) Once you date him, you NEVER find out where he lives. After 3 months, you should know where your mate lives. This is your mate not your platonic friend. I would use the term boyfriend loosely here.
5) If he's not trying to have you meet his mother, in some way shape or form,then you're not his girlfriend. Give it 3-5 months before you jump ship.
Tieuel Legacy! aka Shawnre'
Posted By: Tieuel Legacy
Saturday, October 25th 2008 at 6:46AM
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