How to Act on November 5th, 2008.
Subject: FW: November 5th Etiquette (
>
> Hello My People -
>
> After watching the final debate the other night, it dawned on me that
> Obama
> could actually win this thing. If that happens, there will be a lot of
> people (some of our co-workers included) who will be afraid that an
> Obama
> presidency will usher in the end of days. They'll be watching us on
> November 5th (the day after the election) for signs of the end
> times.
>
> To keep the peace and keep a lot of folks from getting nervous, I think
> we
> should develop a list of acceptable celebrations and behaviors we should
> probably avoid - at least for the first few days:
>
> 1. No crying, hugging or shouting 'Thank you Lord' - at least not
> in public
> 2 No high-fives - at least not unless the area is clear and
> there are no witnesses
> 3 No laughing at the McCain/Palin supporters
> 4 No calling in sick on November 5th. They'll get nervous if too
> many of us don't show up.
> 5 We're allowed to give each other knowing winks or nods in
> passing. Just try to keep from grinning too hard.
> 6. No singing loudly, We've come this Far By Faith (it will be
> acceptable to hum softly)
> 7. No bringing of barbeque ribs or fried chicken for lunch in
> the company lunchroom for at least a week (no chittlings at all) (this
> may
> make us seem too ethnic)
> 8. No leaving kool-aid packages at the water fountain (this might
> be a sign that poor folks might be getting a break through)
> 9. No Cupid Shuffle during breaks (this could indicate a little
> too much excitement)
> 10. Please no Moving on Up music (we are going to try to remain
> humble)
> 11. No doing the George Jefferson dance (unless you're in your
> office with the door closed)
> 12. Please try not to yell----BOOOO YAH!
> 13. Just in case you're wondering, Doing the Running Man, cabbage
> patch, or a backhand spring on the highway is 100% okay.
>
>
>
> If I've missed anything feel free to add to the list. I just want to
> make
> sure we're all on the same page when Obama brings this thing home on
> November 5th.
>
> Now go get your early vote on !!!
>
> :-)
>


don't do it..act like you know,brother..think of the larger picture, get some work done and party later..it's about what sociologists call "delayed gratification." LOL