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WORKER DEAD AT DESK FOR FIVE DAYS (WEIRD NEWS)

WORKER DEAD AT DESK FOR FIVE DAYS (WEIRD NEWS)

Siebra Muhammad · Tuesday, March 31st 2009 at 6:15PM · 1676 views
Worker Dead At Desk For Five Days
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Your Chariot Awaits You... All Ye Drones

COULD THIS HAPPEN IN CAMBRIDGE? Bosses of a New York publishing firm are trying to figure out why no one noticed that one of their employees had been sitting dead at his desk for five days before anyone asked if he was feeling okay. George Turklebaum, 51, who had been employed as a proof-reader at a New York firm for 30 years, had a heart attack in the open-plan office he shared with 23 other workers.



He quietly passed away on Monday, but nobody noticed until Saturday morning when an office cleaner asked why he was working during the weekend.



His boss, Elliot Wachiaski, said: “George was always the first guy in each morning and the last to leave at night, so no one found it unusual that he was in the same position all that time and didn’t say anything. He was always absorbed in his work and kept much to himself.”



A post mortem examination revealed that he had been dead for five days after suffering a coronary. George was proofreading manuscripts of medical textbooks at the time of his death.



You may want to give your co-workers a nudge occasionally, or say “hello in there,” just to be sure they have not succumbed to the same fate as George



If there IS a moral to this most unfortunate story, it could be this: Don’t work too, too hard. Nobody notices anyway.

FROM THE NEW YORK TIMES

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Siebra Muhammad New Orleans, LA

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Comments (4)

Jen Fad Wednesday, April 1st 2009 at 7:19AM

Unbelievable...

crystal smith Wednesday, April 1st 2009 at 9:01PM

wouldn't he smell after a day or two?

Jen Fad Wednesday, April 1st 2009 at 10:01PM

..."wouldn't he smell after a day or two?"...

I know, eh... On the third day to be precise.

ROBINSON IRMA Thursday, April 10th 2014 at 6:47PM

One can also use here that old saying about life being stranger than fiction.

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