BIA PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
It seems that Susan Boyle’s makeover has begun. The most famous woman in the world has trimmed her brows from a stormy hedge that would frighten small children into screaming, dropping their ice cream cones, and running away to a more delicate line that brings out her bone structure.
This is either
a) the latest step in a wonderful Cinderella story
or
b) the beginning of a horrible sellout that will end in tears at Dana Plato’s graveside.
When I first saw Susan Boyle on TV, for a second we here at BIA all thought Benny Hinn had came back on the air. I post this, not because it has anything to do with comics but because it illustrates something that we often tell our distaff sisters: nothing can change your facial appearance as quickly or effectively as well shaped eyebrows! Seriously, it’s only $6 or $7 down at the threading or waxing salon, and it can turn you from a trout to a trophy in SECONDS! So be mindful.
This has been a BIA public service announcement. We return back to regularly scheduled blogging.
This is either
a) the latest step in a wonderful Cinderella story
or
b) the beginning of a horrible sellout that will end in tears at Dana Plato’s graveside.
When I first saw Susan Boyle on TV, for a second we here at BIA all thought Benny Hinn had came back on the air. I post this, not because it has anything to do with comics but because it illustrates something that we often tell our distaff sisters: nothing can change your facial appearance as quickly or effectively as well shaped eyebrows! Seriously, it’s only $6 or $7 down at the threading or waxing salon, and it can turn you from a trout to a trophy in SECONDS! So be mindful.
This has been a BIA public service announcement. We return back to regularly scheduled blogging.
Sister Siebra you have truly missed your comedic calling... lol, but it is still time..