HUMOR: TOP 30 REASONS WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED
1. Everything on your face stays its original colour.
2. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
3. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
4. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
5. Your last name stays put.
6. You only have to shave your face and neck.
7. The garage is all yours.
8. You can play with toys all your life.
9. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
10. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
11. Chocolate is just another snack.
12. One wallet and one pair of shoes --one colour for all seasons.
13. You can never be pregnant.
14. You know stuff about tanks and engines.
15. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
16. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
17. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
18. The world is your urinal.
19. You can open all your own jars.
20. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
21. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just
too icky.
22. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
23. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
24. Your underwear is 8.95 for a three-pack.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
28. You never have strap problems in public.
29. Same work, more pay.
30. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
No wonder men are happier. Wrinkles add character.
2. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
3. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
4. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
5. Your last name stays put.
6. You only have to shave your face and neck.
7. The garage is all yours.
8. You can play with toys all your life.
9. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
10. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
11. Chocolate is just another snack.
12. One wallet and one pair of shoes --one colour for all seasons.
13. You can never be pregnant.
14. You know stuff about tanks and engines.
15. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
16. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
17. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
18. The world is your urinal.
19. You can open all your own jars.
20. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
21. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just
too icky.
22. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
23. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
24. Your underwear is 8.95 for a three-pack.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
28. You never have strap problems in public.
29. Same work, more pay.
30. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
No wonder men are happier. Wrinkles add character.
