HUMOR: WANNA WEAR THE PANTS?

A father told his son the night before his wedding, son you are about to get married I am going to tell you what my father told me. On the night of your wedding you ask your new bride to put on your pants and tell you how it feels.

I gave your mother my pants and told her to put them on and tell me how you feel,
she took the pants and tried to put them on but told me they don't fit,
I said yeah remember that cuz I am the only man in this marriage!

So the night of his son's wedding he did what his father told him to do,
His father asked him the next day son did you give your wife your pants to put on?
He said yes I did and she couldn't fit them,
I told her yeah and you just remember I wear the pants in this marriage,

she gave me a pair of her panties to put on and tell her how I feel,
I told her I couldn't get into them,
she said yeah and you remember this when you start tripping!