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God Loves Drunks Too

Esther Pinkston · Friday, February 19th 2010 at 9:25PM · 555 views
GOD LOVES DRUNK PEOPLE TOO

A man and his wife were awoken at 3am

by a loud pounding on the door. The

man goes to the door where a drunken

stranger standing in the pouring rain is

asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"

He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?

I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed,

and goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.

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ROBINSON IRMA Thursday, April 10th 2014 at 6:47PM

Esther, another cute one from you.(smile)

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