HUMOR: HOW MEN CHANGE

HOW MEN CHANGE:

THE LOVE WORD

After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course I love you.
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?

BACK FROM WORK:

After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!
After 6 months: I'm BACK!!
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?

PHONE RINGING:

After 6 weeks: Baby, someone wants you on the phone.
After 6 months: Here, it's for you.
After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAMMIT!!

COOKING:

After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN??

NEW DRESS:

After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
After 6 months: You brought a new dress again?
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

TV:

After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I like this movie.
After 6 years: I'm going to watch PIRATES play, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!

MAKING LOVE:

After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight?
After 6 months: Let's make another baby, my mother just called!!!
After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I'm suffocating here!!!!