HUMOR: POSITIVE APPROACH
POSITIVE APPROACH
Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: I will choose my own bride.
Father: But the girl is Bill Gates daughter.
Son: Well in that case...OK!
Next day Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: I have a husband for your daughter.
Bill Gates: But my daughter is too young to marry.
Father: But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Ah, in that case...OK!
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.
President: But I already have more vice-presidents than I need.
Father: But this man is Bill Gates son-in- law.
President: Ah, in that case...OK!
...And That's How Business Is Done!
Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: I will choose my own bride.
Father: But the girl is Bill Gates daughter.
Son: Well in that case...OK!
Next day Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: I have a husband for your daughter.
Bill Gates: But my daughter is too young to marry.
Father: But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Ah, in that case...OK!
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.
President: But I already have more vice-presidents than I need.
Father: But this man is Bill Gates son-in- law.
President: Ah, in that case...OK!
...And That's How Business Is Done!
Moral of the story: Even if you have nothing, you can get anything. But your attitude and approach should ALWAYS be positive.