by Kenn Nesbitt
(sing to the tune of “I’ve Been Working on the Railroad”)
I've Been Surfing Lots of Websites
I’ve been surfing lots of websites
here at school all day.
Now I’m getting all these pop-ups,
and they will not go away.
This computer has a virus.
Spyware is using all the RAM.
Every time I check my e-mail,
all I get is spam.
Pop-ups left and right.
Spam all day and night.
Trojan horses on the hard drive, too.
Viruses and worms.
Cybernetic germs.
Don’t know what I’m gonna do.
Hackers got my password in China.
Spammers got my address in Idaho-o.
Now I’m getting spyware from Thailand,
viruses from Mexico.
I’m freaking.
See the DVD drive groan.
See the memory go slow, slow, slow, slow.
See the monitor top smoke.
This computer’s gonna blow!
here at school all day.
Now I’m getting all these pop-ups,
and they will not go away.
This computer has a virus.
Spyware is using all the RAM.
Every time I check my e-mail,
all I get is spam.
Pop-ups left and right.
Spam all day and night.
Trojan horses on the hard drive, too.
Viruses and worms.
Cybernetic germs.
Don’t know what I’m gonna do.
Hackers got my password in China.
Spammers got my address in Idaho-o.
Now I’m getting spyware from Thailand,
viruses from Mexico.
I’m freaking.
See the DVD drive groan.
See the memory go slow, slow, slow, slow.
See the monitor top smoke.
This computer’s gonna blow!
JF : Funny Song...Sounds much like a virus. If you are still getting pop-ups then that's indicator. May need to precision tune soon. These gadgets don't last long....{Smiles} Don't get stressed...be blessed in praying for a new one....This can happen prayers get answered! Blow your horn!