LETS GET IT STARTED ! 5 things,, ladies want men to do !.... 5 things a mam should never do ?

What a Woman Wants in a Man, Original List (age 22):

Handsome
Charming
Financially successful
A caring listener
Witty
In good shape
Dresses with style
Appreciates finer things
Full of thoughtful surprises
An imaginative, romantic lover.

What a Woman Wants in a Man, Revised List (age 32)

Nice Looking (prefer hair on his head)
Opens car doors, holds chairs
Has enough money for a nice dinner
Listens more than talks
Laughs at her jokes
Carries bags of groceries with ease
Owns at least one tie
Appreciates a good home cooked meal
Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
Seeks romance at least once a week

What a Woman Wants in a Man, Revised List (age 42)

Not too ugly (bald head okay)
Doesn't drive off until she's in the car
Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
Nods head when she's talking
Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
Remembers to put the toilet seat down
Shaves most weekends

What a Woman Wants in a Man, Revised List (age 52)

Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
Doesn't belch or scratch in public
Doesn't borrow money too often
Doesn't nod off to sleep when she's venting
Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
Appreciates a good TV dinner
Remembers her name on occasion
Shaves some weekends

What a Woman Wants in a Man, Revised List (age 62)

Doesn't scare small children
Remembers where the bathroom is
Doesn't require much money for upkeep
Only snores lightly when asleep
Remembers why he's laughing
Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
Usually wears some clothes
Likes soft foods
Remembers where he left his teeth
Remembers that it's the weekend

What a Woman Wants in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

Breathing
Doesn't miss the toilet

when do the good part come in ! damn

LOL...

A great lover... compassionate... intelligent.... a great lover....man of god, good provider, loyal and honest.... that's what I look for in a man...

oh an he's gotta know how to cook!!!

why because you cant boil water ????

No... because women are to be seen as equal to men and men should never feed into thinking that they should domesticate their women for doing so is a sign of outright male chauvinism.

BTW, I think if Adam was handling his business a snake or anything/body else would not have been able to tempt Eve and she went alone with it!!!!!!!!!!

THE BLACK WOMAN IS MY REAL FRIEND! TD JAKES

Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.

But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected.

hey.... yo.... hey...

he touchn rite.... I got that speed dial!!

LOL!!!