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CATHOLIC NUN FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM PLANE FOR WEARING “MUSLIM GARB”, Huffington Post, April 5, 2011

Richard Kigel · Thursday, April 7th 2011 at 10:20AM · 2878 views
April 5, 2011 DAYTON, OH - Sister Cora-Ann, a Catholic nun from the Our Lady of Grace Monastery in Dayton, Ohio got the surprise of her life yesterday, when she was asked to leave the plane she had just boarded at the Omaha International Airport.

"I had just sat down in my seat, and started to thank God for our blessings and recite a prayer in Latin", she recalled, when one of the passengers sitting next to me called the flight attendant. The passenger was Elizabeth Bennet, who later stated: "It is not that we were prejudiced, but she did seem very suspicious. She was dressed in Muslim garb and just before we were about to take off, she started mumbling something in an Arabian or Talibani-sounding language. What was I supposed to do?"

Damien Thorn was a passenger seated in the adjacent row and said: "I knew there was something sinister about her, the moment she stepped into the plane. She was wearing those burqa clothes that you see the Iranian women wearing, and she only had a very small carry-on bag." The flight attendant responded to the call and asked Sister Cora-Ann for her name, boarding pass and a photo ID.

Blanche Dubois was another passenger sitting close to Sister Cora-Ann and explained: "Once I heard that her name sounded like Koran, I got worried. That does not mean that there is anything wrong with me, does it? I just did not want to die. I was so scared, that I just yelled out her name to all passengers."

Mr. Okonkwo was a passenger seated a few rows behind and stated: "Once we all heard that the passenger's name was Koran, things started falling apart."

Frodo Baggins, a frequent traveler, said he had heard that Muslims do not eat beef. "I did not think that she was Muslim, and to help her out, I took out some of my beef jerky and asked the lady to eat it to prove that she was not a Muslim."

However, Sister Cora-Ann politely refused the beef jerky and reminded the other passengers that it was the time of Lent, during which Catholics often abstain from eating meat. The unrest in the plane kept growing, because most passengers were now convinced that Sister Cora-Ann was indeed Muslim and they demanded that Sister Cora-Ann leave the plane. "I did not want to cause my fellow humans any distress, so I left the plane", she said.

"We were so happy that we could continue our journey", said Frodo Baggins. "Once she de-boarded, it felt like a huge burden was lifted from us."

Apparently, there was indeed a Muslim on the plane, by the name of Abdullah Abdullah the 23rd, sitting in the last row. "Of course I knew that she was a Catholic nun and not a Muslim, because I went to a Catholic school and my favorite teachers were Catholic nuns." Abdullah Abdullah went on to say "But let us face it: If you are a Muslim on a plane and someone else is being asked to leave the plane, the best thing is to be quiet and enjoy the show!"

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Richard Kigel Thursday, April 7th 2011 at 10:21AM

This shows the stupidity of judging people by outward appearance.


Gregory V. Boulware, Esq. Thursday, April 7th 2011 at 11:17AM

What Madness... The world has truly gone mad - for wearing the 'Hajib!'

Would these same idiots being down a person for wearing a pair of Bermuda shorts? How about a Santa Claus Suit? Then there's the Philly Phanatic and Swope (The Philly Eagle Mascot)! I might be able to understand the attitude(s) of fear if she was dressed in a Ninja Outfit.

The Koffe and the Hajib are worldly garments - like the dress, pants, and/or hat. Do they question the Jamika / yamaka (if I've misspelled the Jewish head piece, please excuse me)? How abut the Cowboy Hat, Chaps. and Boots?

Damn...give me a break! I, for one, am sick and tired of this allowed and accepted discriminatory behavior...when will they learn. Will they ever learn?

At this rate of hatred and phobia...I think not.

Good Stuff Brother Rich. I hope and prey they soon wake up - before its too late.

Peace and Love,

Greg.
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Gregory V. Boulware, Esq. Thursday, April 7th 2011 at 11:21AM

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Blessings be unto the PEACEFUL WOMAN who allowed the peacful passing of those ignorant souls - and the MAN to remain quiet and avoiding what very well could have been a terrible situation.

She and HE are truly BLESSED!

Peace and Love,

Greg.
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Richard Kigel Thursday, April 7th 2011 at 11:42AM

Greg:
Thank you for offering that peaceful woman a blessing.

Just want to make sure everybody knows--this piece is a SATIRE. He uses a ridiculous situation (with names like Sister Cora Ann (Koran) and Frodo Baggins (a fictional non human character) to make a valid real life point.

You can't judge people by outward appearance. You have to go deeper. Look to their heart!

Richard Kigel Friday, April 8th 2011 at 4:30PM

Siebra--as usual you are so right. It really isn't an issue.

In this particular satire, all the details stacked up against her to place her under suspiecion. Praying in a strange language? (It was Latin.) Her name--Sister Cora Ann (sounds too much like Koran).

Bottom line--So what???

EVen if she was Muslim woman...what's the big deal?

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