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STEPHEN COLBERT: WHY WON’T BARACK OBAMA RELEASE HIS ELEMENTARY SCHOOL REPORT CARDS?

Richard Kigel · Thursday, April 28th 2011 at 2:43PM · 1054 views
I think we will all remember where we were when we learned the news that the President of the United States is the President of the United States. Now we can put to rest the crazy fringe idea that this will end the controversy.

Stephen Colbert is not satisfied with the release of Barack Obama's long form birth certificate. On Wednesday night, Colbert demanded that Obama release even more documents from his past, including his grade school transcripts.


"Why won't Barack Obama release his elementary school report cards?" Colbert asked. "We need to know if he played well with others."


"Did he bring gum to class? And if so, did he bring enough for everyone?," Colbert added. "I certainly hope not, because that would be socialism."


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Jen Fad Friday, April 29th 2011 at 6:29AM

This confirms my long "suspected suspicions" that Stephen Colbert is absolutely INSANE~Ha!!! Totally Hilarious as Heck! This is my chuckle for the day!

Richard Kigel Friday, April 29th 2011 at 2:33PM

Jen--so glad you liked it!!!

Richard Kigel Friday, April 29th 2011 at 8:32PM

Corey:

Great point! Actually, he is in an excellent position for 2012. It could be stronger and more solid. A lot depends on the strength of the economy. But he consistenly outpolls all his rivals.

Richard Kigel Friday, April 29th 2011 at 9:58PM

And Irma, did you see the children and the widow of the doctor who delivered him were shocked and stunned to learn that it was their father and husband who delivered the President. They had no idea. They said they were deeply honored to know their father was involved.

In fact, his widow confirmed that it was, in fact, his signature.

The doctor passed away nearly ten years ago, before Barack Obama became a public figure--so he never knew.

Just one more factual confirmation of what we already knew--as colbert says, 'THE PRESIDENT IS THE PRESIDENT!"

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