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AN ODD STORY:   A NEW KIND OF STEAK...SMELLS A LITTLE STINKY!

AN ODD STORY: A NEW KIND OF STEAK...SMELLS A LITTLE STINKY!

MIISRAEL Bride · Saturday, June 18th 2011 at 9:15PM · 170 views
June 18, 2011
JAPAN

[Phew! Whew!....No thank you! "Doe.. mo... all a "rot" toe!}

The smell of steak may never look, taste or be the same. Japanese researhers must have nothing better to do. Now they have conducted an experiment using human excrement to make a synthesized meat from proteins in using human waste. The report said that the meat is made from 63% protein, 25% carbohydrates, 3% lipids and 9% minerals. They then added soy protein to increase the flavor along with food color to make the product appear red.
The researchers came up with this charming idea when the Tokoyo Sewage asked them to come up with an idea to use the abundance of sewage in mud. Now is this poo-poo steak safe to eat? Well according to health experts there is absolutely potential chances that the meat could be contain contamination in the labortory where the poop meat is made. This means the meat will have to be totally cooked to well-done. However, if the meat isn't cooked when it's a finished product, well that's another can of poop to be left on the shelf!

I'M SO SICK.....TOTALLY YUCKED OUT!!!
BLAH!!!!
This is surely An Odd Story!
Are we really that hard up for food?
God forbid!

"I think I may bypass the meat counter for a while."

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This "An Odd Story" was submitted by
MIISRAEL
Hometown Memphis, Tennessee

LOL!
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Comments (3)

MIISRAEL Bride Monday, June 20th 2011 at 2:14PM

I just thought that was the perfect pic for this story...I laughed for several minutes out loud! ...Duugh!
OKAY?...

ROBINSON IRMA Thursday, April 10th 2014 at 6:47PM

Well, I guess this lets China off the hook. lol (smile)

MIISRAEL, actually this story reminds me of me asking people if they have never eaten chittlerlings , because the picture of this lady looks just like they do when they ask me, "Irma what in the#####@@@# it that I smell? (smile)

ROBINSON IRMA Thursday, April 10th 2014 at 6:47PM

@MIISRAEL, I am still laughing out loud as that picture is still in my mind. loooooool (smile)

Thanks for th e fun...just too bad this story is true...UGH!!! (smile)

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