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Warning: Always Check the Expiration Date!

Warning: Always Check the Expiration Date!

Jen Fad · Thursday, March 22nd 2012 at 10:21PM · 840 views
An 85 year old man sucked his 80 year old wife's breast and failed to wake up the next day. Paramedics certified him dead. Post mortem autopsy confirmed he " Died of Drinking Expired Milk--- BEST BEFORE 55"

Have a blessed day, milk is good for you oooooo

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Jen Fad Friday, March 23rd 2012 at 11:14AM

Saint,
Don't tell me you were a breast fed baby,eh! (Lol)

Jen Fad Friday, March 23rd 2012 at 1:07PM

Yesterday while at work, I was talking to this Egyptian colleague who when I walked up was talking to an Iranian lady who had her three kids in tow. As I was admiring the shirts her two girls were wearing, I couldn't help for noticing how tightly her little son was clinging to her neck. Without warning, the little boy started touching his mommy's breast. She (the woman) didn't miss a beat and said he thinks he's going to get milk, but I've already weaned him. Little boys, eh!

Jen Fad Friday, March 23rd 2012 at 11:26PM

@ Sister Lena,

I think the wife knew her milk was bad; she probably spiked the milk to get the old coot to finally kick the bucket in order for her to collect on that insurance policy! You never know, eh? ((Lol))

Jen Fad Saturday, March 24th 2012 at 7:07PM

Well he'd better be a little younger than her if she wants him to be around a while, eh!

Jen Fad Sunday, March 25th 2012 at 9:44AM

Now that's funny! That's one heck of a Cougar, eh?

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