NYPD Officer Goes UFC On Unarmed Man At Outreach Center For Trouble Youth!
"NYPD officers from the 71st Precinct in Crown Heights, Brooklyn, NY entered the private premises after receiving a call that an individual was sleeping there. Police woke the sleeping person and attempted to place him under arrest. When he resisted one officer assumed a boxing stance and proceeded to pummel him non-stop. CrownHeights.info was told that the person had permission to be in the premesis." - CrownHeights
I think I like the Marine corps' version where as you can not be charged with murder if you kill someone waking you up within a certin length of time of their trying to wake you. (smile)