Man Attempts to Use a Whizzinator 5000 to Pass Drug Test!! Seriously, I Can't Make This Stuff Up!

ST. CHARLES, Mo. (AP) — A man accused of using a "prosthetic male pen*s" to try to pass a drug test has been arrested in eastern Missouri. Authorities say 34-year-old Sydney Levin was submitting a urine sample last week as part of his probation when an officer allegedly spotted him using a prosthetic known as a Whizzinator. The prosthetic is advertised as a “discreet” device that includes synthetic “medical grade urine.” KMOV-TV reports that Levin, of Lake St. Louis, was charged last week with possessing a forging instrument. He was arrested and released after posting $25,000 bond. He pleaded not guilty Monday.
Authorities say Levin’s probation required him to submit a urine sample as part of drug test. He was on probation for possession of a controlled substance and felony stealing.

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