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WOMEN AS EXPLAINED BY ENGINEERS: APPLIED MATHEMATICS (440 hits)

As I am sure brother Jamal (yes, I'm bringing you into this) will explain, applied mathematics is but one way the engineer validates his theories. Previously we saw the physical properties of woman. This time, we see the applied mathematics of woman and her impact upon man as he pursues her over time, and how it efffects a key component, the wallet.

We can thusly conclude that, his ability to "stack paper" is adversely impacted by the duration of the pursuit, as well as the attendant "problems."

Strictly scientific and from the engineering viewpoint of course. The paper got an A+.

You know what to do; click on the image to enlarge.

(I'm already locked up, I might was well produce the evidence. Lawd hamercy on my poor old soul!)

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Tuesday, October 19th 2010 at 6:05PM
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Women are good problems to have, eh?
Tuesday, October 19th 2010 at 6:13PM
Jen Fad

This is a clever one...I would only add that engineers are tasked with solving problems, thus, "women create opportunity for man to solve"
Tuesday, October 19th 2010 at 8:47PM
jamal Abraham

just for that.... you're getting a nother charge.... and will therefore days will be added to your present time.... No Bail.... Bail Lift!!! Bookem'
Tuesday, October 19th 2010 at 9:25PM
Cynthia Merrill Artis

i see a lot of people getting arrested around here !
what is this all about ?
Tuesday, October 19th 2010 at 9:44PM
DAVID JOHNSON

D.... you better cuff him.... Jamal's going to jail... no bail... 30 days.... no food card... no visitors... you better give him a cell to himself... he's so cute... LOL
Tuesday, October 19th 2010 at 10:01PM
Cynthia Merrill Artis

cynthia
you need to stop
im sure JAMAL can handle his own !
plus harry and robert will be in with him !
Tuesday, October 19th 2010 at 10:15PM
DAVID JOHNSON

yeah... whatever you say...
Tuesday, October 19th 2010 at 10:16PM
Cynthia Merrill Artis

Im telling mom on you.....
Tuesday, October 19th 2010 at 10:16PM
Cynthia Merrill Artis

CLARK!!! Big Mann CLARK!!! yeah you betta hope somebody hamercy!!
(I'm already locked up, I might was well produce the evidence. Lawd hamercy on my poor old soul!)
Tuesday, October 19th 2010 at 10:18PM
Cynthia Merrill Artis

why you telling ?
Tuesday, October 19th 2010 at 10:33PM
DAVID JOHNSON

OK, Cynthia...thanks for keeping me away from those perverts.

Tuesday, October 19th 2010 at 11:51PM
jamal Abraham

cause you said I need to stop... i didn't do anything it was Clark and Jamal...
Tuesday, October 19th 2010 at 11:53PM
Cynthia Merrill Artis

David, is anyone on these guys allowed to use a cell phone while behind bars?
Wednesday, October 20th 2010 at 4:54PM
Siebra Muhammad

I want to know because I plan on handing over my IPhone...
Wednesday, October 20th 2010 at 4:56PM
Siebra Muhammad

since its cyber jail we will allow cell phones calls ,,,you get to call 3 people or spend 30 min on the phone !

clark and jamal ,,cynthia want yall to go to jail !
so in you go ,,,,,dont say nothing but the key will be under the mat ...
us brother got to stick together ! i hope she dont read this !
Wednesday, October 20th 2010 at 5:06PM
DAVID JOHNSON

Thanks...sorry guys you will have to wait until after 7:00 p.m. Friday to make calls..that's when my unlimited weekend minutes kick in...no exceptions!!!
Wednesday, October 20th 2010 at 5:23PM
Siebra Muhammad

Yes... I read.... ok... since you goin to let em just walk out the gate... no need for me to press charges.... Siebra .... Harry made need that phone to preach his wordy sermons... David we gotta get em!!

Siebra... on second thought... he likes hearing his own voice... David two dixie cups and a yard of string.... lol
Wednesday, October 20th 2010 at 6:59PM
Cynthia Merrill Artis

Clark...I think your math is all wrong.....
it should read like the following equasion:
Woman + Time + Money = A women with no Problems-[ Minus] the MAN who can't figure out a woman isn't something you figure OUT, but a beautiful answer to solve your problems.

I estimate a little jail time FOR YOU ....AND YOU'LL have it all NICELY figured out soon! I RECKON...
Sheriff David!
ARREST THAT CLARK BANDIT!
[Smiles]

Wednesday, October 20th 2010 at 7:37PM
MIISRAEL Bride

hEY DOC. CAN WE NOW PUT jAMAL UNDER TEH JAIL AS THIS IS ALL IS FAULT AS HE IS ANTHE SITE'S ONLY ENGINEER? LOL (SMILE)
Thursday, April 10th 2014 at 6:47PM
ROBINSON IRMA

Now can we all say togather...

"WE ARE MATRIARCHATE... CULTURALLY". LOL (S-M-I-L-E)...

thank you so much brother Clark aka the Professor lol ...hugs to us all. (smile)
Thursday, April 10th 2014 at 6:47PM
ROBINSON IRMA

@cLARK THIS IS YOUR SECOND OFFENSE...YOU HAVE HEARD OF THREE STRIKES NOw HAVE YOU NOT...SO YOUR BEST BET IS TO JUST STAY AWAY FROM THE POT BECAUSE IF IT CALLES KETTLE A NAME YOU MANY ACCIDENTLY GET PULED INTO THE MIX...YOU KNOW FULL WELL HAS MIISRAEL feels about the pot and kettle...So Csark be extra careful. (smile)
Thursday, April 10th 2014 at 6:47PM
ROBINSON IRMA

Now Clark it has already been mentioned it is all Jamal the site Engineer who should take all of the blame...so you cn get a light bond in exchange for testifying against him and you can be home by lunch time tomorrow..."Deal Big Mann??? home for lunch and a night cap with your beautiful wifesnuggled up in front ot the fire place...

so what do you say to this eal, Big Mann??? (smile0
Thursday, April 10th 2014 at 6:47PM
ROBINSON IRMA