Jon Stewart mocks 'lone star lunatics' and 'Dallas d*cks' paranoia about Jade Helm 'Texas takeover'
"You know who's calling it a 'Texas takeover'? Lone star lunatics. Dallas d*cks, Houston a*sholes," Stewart said. "There's no Texas takeover. The United States government already controls Texas. Just borrow a textbook from a neighboring state - it's all in there."
"You know who's calling it a 'Texas takeover'?