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WOMEN AS EXPLAINED BY ENGINEERS:  APPLIED MATHEMATICS

WOMEN AS EXPLAINED BY ENGINEERS: APPLIED MATHEMATICS

· Tuesday, October 19th 2010 at 6:05PM · 507 views
As I am sure brother Jamal (yes, I'm bringing you into this) will explain, applied mathematics is but one way the engineer validates his theories. Previously we saw the physical properties of woman. This time, we see the applied mathematics of woman and her impact upon man as he pursues her over time, and how it efffects a key component, the wallet.

We can thusly conclude that, his ability to "stack paper" is adversely impacted by the duration of the pursuit, as well as the attendant "problems."

Strictly scientific and from the engineering viewpoint of course. The paper got an A+.

You know what to do; click on the image to enlarge.

(I'm already locked up, I might was well produce the evidence. Lawd hamercy on my poor old soul!)

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Comments (22)

Jen Fad Tuesday, October 19th 2010 at 6:13PM

Women are good problems to have, eh?

jamal Abraham Tuesday, October 19th 2010 at 8:47PM

This is a clever one...I would only add that engineers are tasked with solving problems, thus, "women create opportunity for man to solve"

Cynthia Merrill Artis Tuesday, October 19th 2010 at 9:25PM

just for that.... you're getting a nother charge.... and will therefore days will be added to your present time.... No Bail.... Bail Lift!!! Bookem'

DAVID JOHNSON Tuesday, October 19th 2010 at 9:44PM

i see a lot of people getting arrested around here !
what is this all about ?

Cynthia Merrill Artis Tuesday, October 19th 2010 at 10:01PM

D.... you better cuff him.... Jamal's going to jail... no bail... 30 days.... no food card... no visitors... you better give him a cell to himself... he's so cute... LOL

DAVID JOHNSON Tuesday, October 19th 2010 at 10:15PM

cynthia
you need to stop
im sure JAMAL can handle his own !
plus harry and robert will be in with him !

Cynthia Merrill Artis Tuesday, October 19th 2010 at 10:16PM

yeah... whatever you say...

Cynthia Merrill Artis Tuesday, October 19th 2010 at 10:16PM

Im telling mom on you.....

Cynthia Merrill Artis Tuesday, October 19th 2010 at 10:18PM

CLARK!!! Big Mann CLARK!!! yeah you betta hope somebody hamercy!!
(I'm already locked up, I might was well produce the evidence. Lawd hamercy on my poor old soul!)

DAVID JOHNSON Tuesday, October 19th 2010 at 10:33PM

why you telling ?

jamal Abraham Tuesday, October 19th 2010 at 11:51PM

OK, Cynthia...thanks for keeping me away from those perverts.

Cynthia Merrill Artis Tuesday, October 19th 2010 at 11:53PM

cause you said I need to stop... i didn't do anything it was Clark and Jamal...

Siebra Muhammad Wednesday, October 20th 2010 at 4:54PM

David, is anyone on these guys allowed to use a cell phone while behind bars?

Siebra Muhammad Wednesday, October 20th 2010 at 4:56PM

I want to know because I plan on handing over my IPhone...

DAVID JOHNSON Wednesday, October 20th 2010 at 5:06PM

since its cyber jail we will allow cell phones calls ,,,you get to call 3 people or spend 30 min on the phone !

clark and jamal ,,cynthia want yall to go to jail !
so in you go ,,,,,dont say nothing but the key will be under the mat ...
us brother got to stick together ! i hope she dont read this !

Siebra Muhammad Wednesday, October 20th 2010 at 5:23PM

Thanks...sorry guys you will have to wait until after 7:00 p.m. Friday to make calls..that's when my unlimited weekend minutes kick in...no exceptions!!!

Cynthia Merrill Artis Wednesday, October 20th 2010 at 6:59PM

Yes... I read.... ok... since you goin to let em just walk out the gate... no need for me to press charges.... Siebra .... Harry made need that phone to preach his wordy sermons... David we gotta get em!!

Siebra... on second thought... he likes hearing his own voice... David two dixie cups and a yard of string.... lol

MIISRAEL Bride Wednesday, October 20th 2010 at 7:37PM

Clark...I think your math is all wrong.....
it should read like the following equasion:
Woman + Time + Money = A women with no Problems-[ Minus] the MAN who can't figure out a woman isn't something you figure OUT, but a beautiful answer to solve your problems.

I estimate a little jail time FOR YOU ....AND YOU'LL have it all NICELY figured out soon! I RECKON...
Sheriff David!
ARREST THAT CLARK BANDIT!
[Smiles]

ROBINSON IRMA Thursday, April 10th 2014 at 6:47PM

hEY DOC. CAN WE NOW PUT jAMAL UNDER TEH JAIL AS THIS IS ALL IS FAULT AS HE IS ANTHE SITE'S ONLY ENGINEER? LOL (SMILE)

ROBINSON IRMA Thursday, April 10th 2014 at 6:47PM

Now can we all say togather...

"WE ARE MATRIARCHATE... CULTURALLY". LOL (S-M-I-L-E)...

thank you so much brother Clark aka the Professor lol ...hugs to us all. (smile)

ROBINSON IRMA Thursday, April 10th 2014 at 6:47PM

@cLARK THIS IS YOUR SECOND OFFENSE...YOU HAVE HEARD OF THREE STRIKES NOw HAVE YOU NOT...SO YOUR BEST BET IS TO JUST STAY AWAY FROM THE POT BECAUSE IF IT CALLES KETTLE A NAME YOU MANY ACCIDENTLY GET PULED INTO THE MIX...YOU KNOW FULL WELL HAS MIISRAEL feels about the pot and kettle...So Csark be extra careful. (smile)

ROBINSON IRMA Thursday, April 10th 2014 at 6:47PM

Now Clark it has already been mentioned it is all Jamal the site Engineer who should take all of the blame...so you cn get a light bond in exchange for testifying against him and you can be home by lunch time tomorrow..."Deal Big Mann??? home for lunch and a night cap with your beautiful wifesnuggled up in front ot the fire place...

so what do you say to this eal, Big Mann??? (smile0

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