"LETTER FROM HELL" CONTINUATION FROM DEAR GOD

Urgent Telegram from Satan….

Hey you listen to me and you better listen good
If GOD was really here for your best interest
Do you think you would be able to hear me like you could?

But while I have your undivided attention
Stay focused, I only need a minute to speak with you
Its funny how you don’t even put up a fight
But when it’s the Man calling you always have an excuse.

You need not worry about him cause I got the things that you need
Ya know the pretty lil girl you sleep with that’s not your wife
And her next door neighbor which you see..
I hope you don’t think GOD put her there for you
Nah he would never do a thing like that, he is the type to make you lose your inner man and make you never look back.

He by HE I mean the one who sent you down here
He and I used to be real real tight
Until the day he said he saw you headed down the wrong path
And wanted to rescue you from your poor miserable little life
Yea it was you the unfaithful, unthankful, rotten, blind little brat
Who out of sheer stupidity couldn’t see the good blessings that you had
And trust me I been watching you
Through my mini little hell glass

Your Father did not think it was right of me
HE said I should leave you alone
So I waited a few more years and he then noticed
It was me you wanted all along


you and I have a lot of hot days up ahead
I speak in past tense cause all that positive stuff is long gone, my advice is
Better try to keep your cool down on earth until that final day comes.

But what am I saying you have your own mind
And now its too late and you’re always too busy anyway
GOD told me to tell you nothing only that
I can deliver your final fate when it comes on that judgment day

Your main savior has completely washed his hands of you
We saw you auditioning on earth to get to me
So its only right that GOD himself delivers it right through.
So here is a favor guaranteed that I’m willing to do for you…

To be honest you really need not put yourself through all this hype
If you think you have experienced hot summers up there
Then imagine what hell will feel like

Yea that’s right you coming alright
Like on most days when you forget to pray
I give you choices to go out and get stoned
So you can forget about him on his holy day
(ya know we call that a Sunday)

Your behavior is atrocious when it comes to keeping your faith
Your father even gave you a trial period
Just so another soul he can save
But you blew it and now its my turn
You best believe I don’t give out options
But a promise that your soul is going to burn

That’s why this message was so urgent
And you couldn’t stop it if you wanted to
YOU ARE ETERNALLY MINE BUDDY
Oh and you should tell your cheating wife that too!